Conservative Tech Fans Once Again Snubbed By Lack Of Apple Gun

vienna · 09-10-15, 07:17 PM

Just for a laugh:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b002d5c0783bed

I, for one have been waiting for an Apple submarine, but, then there is the prospect it wouldn't work with non-Apple oceans and the probability I'd have to buy a new submarine every couple of years...

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Oberon · 09-10-15, 07:21 PM

You know they'd just release the same gun each time but with a new sight on it, and none of the ammunition from the old gun would work on the new.

Catfish · 09-11-15, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

You know they'd just release the same gun each time but with a new sight on it, and none of the ammunition from the old gun would work on the new.

So true! Now that's the spirit of free enterprise..

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 09-11-15, 09:02 AM

I just was shocked by the stunning lack of the i2ndAmendment. I mean what's the point of owning an Apple gun when you can't have you good 'ol i2ndAmendment to go with it?

I'm also waiting for news that Amazon has armed their fleet of package delivering drones so every time someone takes a pot shot at one the drone can shoot back and then claim self-defense.

Oberon · 09-11-15, 09:30 AM

I wonder if a drone could go for the 'stand its ground' defence...even though it's not on the ground...

Sailor Steve · 09-11-15, 09:33 AM

There is no Amendment guaranteeing our right to own electronic toys. That's why we need our iGuns - to protect our right to own other useless trinkets.

vienna · 09-11-15, 12:20 PM

Jimmy Kimmel had a good line the other night about the iPhone: Apple is now developing a new version of the iPhone that will stand in line for you outside the Apple store to buy the next newer iPhone...

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09-10-15, 07:17 PM	#1
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Conservative Tech Fans Once Again Snubbed By Lack Of Apple Gun Just for a laugh: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b002d5c0783bed I, for one have been waiting for an Apple submarine, but, then there is the prospect it wouldn't work with non-Apple oceans and the probability I'd have to buy a new submarine every couple of years... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

09-11-15, 09:02 AM	#4
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,279 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	I just was shocked by the stunning lack of the i2ndAmendment. I mean what's the point of owning an Apple gun when you can't have you good 'ol i2ndAmendment to go with it? I'm also waiting for news that Amazon has armed their fleet of package delivering drones so every time someone takes a pot shot at one the drone can shoot back and then claim self-defense. __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

09-11-15, 09:33 AM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	There is no Amendment guaranteeing our right to own electronic toys. That's why we need our iGuns - to protect our right to own other useless trinkets. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-11-15, 12:20 PM	#7
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Jimmy Kimmel had a good line the other night about the iPhone: Apple is now developing a new version of the iPhone that will stand in line for you outside the Apple store to buy the next newer iPhone... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

09-10-15, 07:21 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	You know they'd just release the same gun each time but with a new sight on it, and none of the ammunition from the old gun would work on the new.

09-11-15, 09:30 AM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I wonder if a drone could go for the 'stand its ground' defence...even though it's not on the ground...