We are in for a hot Christmas!!

Reece · 12-22-18, 07:18 AM

We are situated in South Australia's Mid north near Burra.
Starting off Christmas Eve: (all in Celsius)
35
38
39
43 (109.4F)
40
38
38
37
Well that is what is predicted so far, not looking forward to it, especially the Fire Danger risk and possible power outages!!

STEED · 12-22-18, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

We are situated in South Australia's Mid north near Burra.
Starting off Christmas Eve: (all in Celsius)
35
38
39
43 (109.4F)
40
38
38
37
Well that is what is predicted so far, not looking forward to it, especially the Fire Danger risk and possible power outages!!

Relax, just send me £25,000 and I will send you back a table top fan.

Commander Wallace · 12-22-18, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

We are situated in South Australia's Mid north near Burra.
Starting off Christmas Eve: (all in Celsius)
35
38
39
43 (109.4F)
40
38
38
37
Well that is what is predicted so far, not looking forward to it, especially the Fire Danger risk and possible power outages!!

When is it not warm there ?

Seriously, I hope Australia doesn't have the fire issues that California did.

Jimbuna · 12-22-18, 08:06 AM

The weather in Geordieland is a total contrast...

The Geordie Temperature Scale (Celsius):

10 degrees - Southerners turn on the heating - Geordies plant gardens.

4 degrees - Southerners shiver uncontrollably - Geordies sunbathe.

1 degrees - Southern cars will not start - Geordies drive with the windows down.

-6 degrees - Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats - Geordies throw on a T-shirt (girls start wearing mini-skirts instead of bikinis).

-10 degrees - Southern landlords turn up the heating - Geordies have the last BBQ before it gets cold.

-17 degrees - Southerners begin to evacuate - Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.

-25 - Southerners cease to exist - Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.

-60 degrees - Polar bears wonder if it's worth it - Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers.

-75 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole - Geordies put on their long johns.

-113 degrees - alcohol freezes - Geordies get frustrated because the pubs are shut.

-182 degrees - Microbial life starts to disappear - The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of farmers with cold hands

-273 degrees - All atomic motion stops - Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.

STEED · 12-24-18, 05:40 AM

BREAKING NEWS

Reece has melted! The puddle of Reece was rushed off to the South Pole for major rehydration. Reece is reported to be well and merry drinking beer and eating kangaroo burgers.

Obltn Strand · 12-24-18, 08:25 AM

-9 and dropping but this means snow stays on ground and offers some help to alleviate this persistent darkness. At least playing sh3 is fun...

Jimbuna · 12-24-18, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obltn Strand

-9 and dropping but this means snow stays on ground and offers some help to alleviate this persistent darkness. At least playing sh3 is fun...

Time for you to turn up the house heating while I get the BBQ started then.

propbeanie · 12-24-18, 02:50 PM

... and here, I thought he was talking about girls from the thread title...

Merry Christmas!

STEED · 12-24-18, 03:20 PM

WHERE IS REECE?

Reece · 12-25-18, 06:20 AM

Busy with family but not too busy to wish you all a happy Christmas!

The weather has changed a little, starting tomorrow 40, 43, 43 then cooling to a mere 36, 37, 34.

12-22-18, 07:18 AM	#1
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,679 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	We are in for a hot Christmas!! We are situated in South Australia's Mid north near Burra. Starting off Christmas Eve: (all in Celsius) 35 38 39 43 (109.4F) 40 38 38 37 Well that is what is predicted so far, not looking forward to it, especially the Fire Danger risk and possible power outages!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

12-22-18, 08:06 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The weather in Geordieland is a total contrast... The Geordie Temperature Scale (Celsius): 10 degrees - Southerners turn on the heating - Geordies plant gardens. 4 degrees - Southerners shiver uncontrollably - Geordies sunbathe. 1 degrees - Southern cars will not start - Geordies drive with the windows down. -6 degrees - Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats - Geordies throw on a T-shirt (girls start wearing mini-skirts instead of bikinis). -10 degrees - Southern landlords turn up the heating - Geordies have the last BBQ before it gets cold. -17 degrees - Southerners begin to evacuate - Geordies go swimming in the North Sea. -25 - Southerners cease to exist - Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket. -60 degrees - Polar bears wonder if it's worth it - Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers. -75 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole - Geordies put on their long johns. -113 degrees - alcohol freezes - Geordies get frustrated because the pubs are shut. -182 degrees - Microbial life starts to disappear - The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain of farmers with cold hands -273 degrees - All atomic motion stops - Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-24-18, 05:40 AM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	BREAKING NEWS Reece has melted! The puddle of Reece was rushed off to the South Pole for major rehydration. Reece is reported to be well and merry drinking beer and eating kangaroo burgers. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-24-18, 08:25 AM	#6
Obltn Strand Commodore Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 614 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 0	-9 and dropping but this means snow stays on ground and offers some help to alleviate this persistent darkness. At least playing sh3 is fun... __________________ Himmel, sukeltakaa!

12-24-18, 02:50 PM	#8
propbeanie CTD - it's not just a job Join Date: May 2016 Location: One hour from Music City USA! Posts: 10,098 Downloads: 451 Uploads: 2	... and here, I thought he was talking about girls from the thread title... Merry Christmas! __________________ "...and bollocks to the naysayers" - Jimbuna

12-24-18, 03:20 PM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	WHERE IS REECE? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-25-18, 06:20 AM	#10
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,679 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Busy with family but not too busy to wish you all a happy Christmas! The weather has changed a little, starting tomorrow 40, 43, 43 then cooling to a mere 36, 37, 34. __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*