Well, I didn't see this coming

Platapus · 02-09-25, 06:05 AM

https://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/do...9/SB2319IN.htm

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MISSISSIPPI LEGISLATURE

2025 Regular Session

To: Judiciary, Division B

By: Senator(s) Blackmon
Senate Bill 2319

AN ACT TO ENACT THE CONTRACEPTION BEGINS AT ERECTION ACT; TO DEFINE TERMS; TO PROVIDE THAT IT SHALL BE UNLAWFUL FOR A PERSON TO DISCHARGE GENETIC MATERIAL WITHOUT THE INTENT TO FERTILIZE AN EMBRYO; TO PROVIDE FOR CRIMINAL PENALTIES; TO PROVIDE CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS; AND FOR RELATED PURPOSES.

BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI:

SECTION 1. (1) This section shall be known and may be cited as the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."

(2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.

(3) Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined:

(a) One Thousand Dollars ($1000.00) for a first offense;
(b) Five Thousand Dollars ($5000.00) for a second offense; and

(c) Ten Thousand Dollars (10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.

(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:

(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and

(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

SECTION 2. This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2025.

Also in Ohio

https://www.wcpo.com/news/state/stat...-erection-bill

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A new bill in Ohio would make it a crime for men to ejaculate without intending to have a baby.

"You don't get pregnant on your own," state Rep. Anita Somani (D-Dublin) said.

In between performing multiple surgeries as an OBGYN Friday, the Democrat explained that she wants to start regulating men’s reproductive healthcare.

"If you're going to penalize someone for an unwanted pregnancy, why not penalize the person who is also responsible for the pregnancy?" she said.

She introduced legislation that would make it a felony for men to “discharge semen without the intent to fertilize.”
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Somani and state Rep. Tristan Rader (D-Lakewood) joined forces to propose a bill nicknamed "Conception Begins at Erection Act."

There are some exceptions, such as when protection or contraceptions are used during sex. It also doesn’t apply when an individual is masturbating, donating sperm or if the intercourse takes place between members of the LGBTQ+ community and thus doesn't "produce ova."

So what this would apply to is sex without a condom and without actually wanting to procreate.

This felony would cost violators thousands of dollars, with a max of $10,000 per discharge.

"It's beyond ridiculous what's going on here," Republican activist Austin Beigel laughed. "It's a mockery of the most basic biological concepts."

The humorous aspect is something both Beigel and Somani agree on.

"If you think it's absurd to regulate men, then you should think it's equally absurd to regulate women," Somani responded.

It should be noted that both Acts were made as a statement about laws affecting women's reproduction vs men's reproduction. They were not meant to be enacted.

That this type of legislation would be enacted would be

(putting on sunglasses)

inconceivable.

Reece · 02-09-25, 06:40 AM

That has to be a load of crap surely, must be a joke!!

Commander Wallace · 02-09-25, 10:36 AM

This has to be a joke. People with an active Imagination and a lot of time on their hands are dangerous, like the Democrats.

It figures this legislation is sponsored by a Democrat, in Ohio. Senator Blackmon in Mississippi is a Democrat as well.

My thoughts are, just how do they propose to investigate any potential Violators ? This shows how incredibly stupid the Democrats are as a whole. This law will essentially outlaw Condom's and their use in these states.

If this would have been a valid Law, Nation wide, during Wild Bill Clinton's time in the Oval Office, Monica's Lewinsky's Dress would have had Wild Bill Prosecuted and Convicted for sure.

Wow. the democrats really are dic-tators.

Aktungbby · 02-09-25, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Commander Wallace

Wow. the democrats really are dic-tators.

...I take it then(donning my own shades)

:, that yer an uprighteous Repubican!

mapuc · 02-09-25, 11:10 AM

Has to be Joke of the year

Markus

Commander Wallace · 02-09-25, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

...I take it then(donning my own shades)

:, that yer an uprighteous Repubican!

Lets get something straight. You're not wearing shades because of this topic. You're wearing shades to hide your shifty orbs.

Aktungbby · 02-09-25, 03:38 PM

...all three of them!

JU_88 · 02-09-25, 03:49 PM

Perfect protest: Every male in the state turns up at her house and ahem 'frosts her lawn'.

Exocet25fr · 02-10-25, 05:49 AM

And about nocturnal ejaculations........?

Fortunatly I'm French because I will be ruined since a long time ago......!

Eichhörnchen · 02-10-25, 06:11 AM

Brendan knows more about this sort of thing

Skybird · 02-10-25, 06:53 AM

Regarding the OT: Meine Fresse...

02-09-25, 06:40 AM	#2
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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,993 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	...all three of them! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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Exocet25fr Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Paris/France Posts: 1,135 Downloads: 255 Uploads: 0	And about nocturnal ejaculations........? Fortunatly I'm French because I will be ruined since a long time ago......! __________________ \"Le Triomphant\" listens you !

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02-09-25, 10:36 AM	#3
Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,294 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	This has to be a joke. People with an active Imagination and a lot of time on their hands are dangerous, like the Democrats. It figures this legislation is sponsored by a Democrat, in Ohio. Senator Blackmon in Mississippi is a Democrat as well. My thoughts are, just how do they propose to investigate any potential Violators ? This shows how incredibly stupid the Democrats are as a whole. This law will essentially outlaw Condom's and their use in these states. If this would have been a valid Law, Nation wide, during Wild Bill Clinton's time in the Oval Office, Monica's Lewinsky's Dress would have had Wild Bill Prosecuted and Convicted for sure. Wow. the democrats really are dic-tators.

02-09-25, 03:49 PM	#8
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Perfect protest: Every male in the state turns up at her house and ahem 'frosts her lawn'.

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,609 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Regarding the OT: Meine Fresse... __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.