Too rich to get into heaven? No problem!

AngusJS · 03-21-15, 11:37 PM

No worrying about camels and needle eyes for you. Simply put all your wealth into the tax haven of the 21st century - an off-dimension account at the First Universal Bank of Jesus Christ.

You'll be able to maintain access to fabulous wealth for the rest of your life, but you won't actually own it. Jesus will! You'll just manage it for his greater glory.

And the best part? When you die and go to heaven, you're kids can manage Jesus' wealth too!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/f...e-gods-wealth/

Oh, and this brilliant quote from one of the Fox hosts is icing on the cake:

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“Moses was rich, I believe,” co-host Brian Kilmeade quipped. “I haven’t seen his account. But that’s according to people that were there. And he was a pretty popular guy that we look up to.”

Torplexed · 03-22-15, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AngusJS

No worrying about camels and needle eyes for you. Simply put all your wealth into the tax haven of the 21st century - an off-dimension account at the First Universal Bank of Jesus Christ.

They Live again...for the root of all kinds of evil. A certain Carpenter named John sure hit the nail on the head years ago with this money shot.

em2nought · 03-22-15, 02:17 AM

...because the other side certainly doesn't sound stupid also. "wealth is evil", "the little man is trapped, and can't get ahead", and "if you work harder, you shouldn't make more".

How will society turn out that follows the left's philosophy? I'm pretty sure the Idiocracy of the USA will find out, but I'll be with the other expats of this former Republic by then. (fingers crossed)

AngusJS · 03-22-15, 06:38 AM

Haven't heard anyone say wealth is evil, or that working harder shouldn't benefit you more.

If you have wealth, good for you. Just don't be a hypocrite when you use transparent BS to try and square it with your supposed faith.

STEED · 03-22-15, 06:48 AM

Scam?

Jimbuna · 03-22-15, 06:55 AM

Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor.

Jeff-Groves · 03-22-15, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor.

Ya. Me!
(I am an Ordained Minister so you can cover both bets that way)

Jimbuna · 03-22-15, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Ya. Me!
(I am an Ordained Minister so you can cover both bets that way)

No problem....here you go

Schroeder · 03-22-15, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor.

THAT'S SOCIALISM!!!!!!

Jimbuna · 03-22-15, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

THAT'S SOCIALISM!!!!!!

Most 'social' if you ask me

Wolferz · 03-24-15, 04:36 PM

I doubt that affluenza will be an acceptable excuse when one stands before judgement.

Cover your bases the correct way by not hoarding wealth. Put it all back out there to continue the circulation. It prevents the loss of economic appendages due to lack of blood flow and it benefits the entire body of society.

03-22-15, 02:17 AM	#3
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	...because the other side certainly doesn't sound stupid also. "wealth is evil", "the little man is trapped, and can't get ahead", and "if you work harder, you shouldn't make more". How will society turn out that follows the left's philosophy? I'm pretty sure the Idiocracy of the USA will find out, but I'll be with the other expats of this former Republic by then. (fingers crossed) __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Scam? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Do the christian thing and share your wealth with the poor. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I doubt that affluenza will be an acceptable excuse when one stands before judgement. Cover your bases the correct way by not hoarding wealth. Put it all back out there to continue the circulation. It prevents the loss of economic appendages due to lack of blood flow and it benefits the entire body of society. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 03-25-15 at 05:13 AM.

03-22-15, 06:38 AM	#4
AngusJS Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 746 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Haven't heard anyone say wealth is evil, or that working harder shouldn't benefit you more. If you have wealth, good for you. Just don't be a hypocrite when you use transparent BS to try and square it with your supposed faith.