eBay at its best.

Jimbuna · 11-17-14, 02:10 PM

Needs attention

Buyers collects

Four bidders

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1214867854...430%26_rdc%3D1

danasan · 11-17-14, 04:11 PM

No Amazon Prime delivery the next day?

Gargamel · 11-17-14, 09:20 PM

Bidded

ikalugin · 11-17-14, 09:32 PM

I remember that time one dude tried to sell the FB23 model, and this was how it's external appearance was leaked.

Pisces · 11-18-14, 05:59 AM

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Item location:
Bewdley, United Kingdom

So the mission was a fake!

Rhodes · 11-18-14, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pisces

So the mission was a fake!

Another hoax, I new it! That images look very familiar.

Skybird · 11-18-14, 07:11 AM

A bit steep a pricetag, considering that it already has been used. I think I wait for the ISS.

Oberon · 11-19-14, 01:10 PM

Meanwhile on the ebay page:

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Q: Does this item run Windows 3.11, thanks
A: Without wishing to state the obvious, Philea runs on a Sun system, and so uses the Solaris operating system. Which, incidentally, is significantly more exciting than the same-named film starring George Clooney release in 2002 - YAWN!

Q: Hello I am very interested in your item. But I am sure that it should come with a comet orbiter and a shirt depicting scantily clad women. I have not checked to so if you are selling these as other item. but I feel that they should all come as a set.
A: There is a comet orbiter called a Mother Ship, however that item is not for sale at the moment. Shirts with scantily clad women can be arranged. However the locals at Comet 67P are shy and may need some persuasion.

Q: Is there a battery charger with it or will my mobile phone one do?
A: Philae uses the old style mini USB ports so most modern phones aren't compatible. However if you leave it in the Sun it'll charge itself no problem at all.

Q: What's the mileage please?
A: Very low milleage. Currently reading just 330 million miles - hardy been used at all really.

Q: Hi do you have a postcode for this so that Incan arrange a courier to collect? Thanks
A: Yes, the postcode is 67P

Q: Is it just behind the big Tesco, past the roundabout?
A: No, that's the other Comet. You need to be going round the earth 3 times and then firing yourself out past Saturn. You should be there in no time at all.

Q: Hello, Does the item come with a full service history? Thank you.
A: It is still within it's running in period and is due for it's first service in February 2015.

Jimbuna · 11-20-14, 06:42 AM

It just keeps getting better

11-17-14, 02:10 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	eBay at its best. Needs attention Buyers collects Four bidders http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1214867854...430%26_rdc%3D1 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-17-14, 04:11 PM	#2
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	No Amazon Prime delivery the next day? __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

11-17-14, 09:20 PM	#3
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Bidded __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

11-18-14, 07:11 AM	#7
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	A bit steep a pricetag, considering that it already has been used. I think I wait for the ISS. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

11-20-14, 06:42 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It just keeps getting better __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-17-14, 09:32 PM	#4
ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I remember that time one dude tried to sell the FB23 model, and this was how it's external appearance was leaked.