I'm in the money

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 06:38 AM

Looks like things are looking up at the beginning of my retirement...this arrived in my junk folder today

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YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
East Acton London W3 7DS
England,United Kingdom
Internal Audit, Monitoring,
Consulting and Investigations Division

From: Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz

Hello Unpaid Beneficiary

This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from London,after series of complains from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe,Oceania, Antarctica,South America and the United States of America respectively,against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.I have meet with President GoodLuck of Nigeria who claimed that he has been trying his best to make sure you receive your fund in your account.

Right now,as directed by our secretary general Mr. Ban Ki-Moon,We are working in collaborations with the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and have decided to authorize the Government of Nigeria to effect the payment of your unpaid fund of $15.5M approved by both the British/United States government and the UN into your account without any delay.

Sincerely,you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr.Ray Cleams and others from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 72 hours.

YOURS SINCERELY,
Mr Joseph E. Stiglitz.
General for Internal Oversight

TarJak · 02-23-14, 06:48 AM

Did you change your name by deed poll?

Can we call you Ben for short?

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 06:55 AM

If that email were genuine I couldn't care one jot what anyone called me

Rhodes · 02-23-14, 07:03 AM

Antarctica security agency

, sounds legit to me!

vanjast · 02-23-14, 07:16 AM

If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...

Wolferz · 02-23-14, 08:10 AM

Are you a big Phish, Jim?

guntherprien · 02-23-14, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vanjast

If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...

Did you mean 'Cretins' ?
At least learn the lingo before slating other people.

swamprat69er · 02-23-14, 02:39 PM

Are you going to play along with them? ie; Send me the money via bank cheque/international money order and I will send you your fees AFTER the fact.

Jimbuna · 02-23-14, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Are you a big Phish, Jim?

Now that's an idea...go on an expensive phishing trip with the money

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Are you going to play along with them? ie; Send me the money via bank cheque/international money order and I will send you your fees AFTER the fact.

Almost....I sent them the wifes banking details

MH · 02-23-14, 02:48 PM

GoodLuck.
and don't pay attention to

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others from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

swamprat69er · 02-23-14, 02:52 PM

I love phishing games.

I almost got sucked in to buying a 38' boat a few years ago.

Didn't work the way she wanted it to.

STEED · 02-24-14, 12:39 PM

You can now pay me back that £10,000 for that treatment to wipe your memory.

Oh...wait a minute your be asking what are you talking about STEED.

See it worked.

Jimbuna · 02-24-14, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

You can now pay me back that £10,000 for that treatment to wipe your memory.

Oh...wait a minute your be asking what are you talking about STEED.

See it worked.

AVGWarhawk · 02-24-14, 02:55 PM

Your name is Unpaid Beneficiary? Who would name their kid that?

vanjast · 02-24-14, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by guntherprien

Did you mean 'Cretins' ?
At least learn the lingo before slating other people.

Nope!!. I mean Cretan.. as said.

02-23-14, 06:55 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If that email were genuine I couldn't care one jot what anyone called me __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-23-14, 07:03 AM	#4
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Antarctica security agency , sounds legit to me! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

02-23-14, 08:10 AM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Are you a big Phish, Jim? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-23-14, 02:39 PM	#8
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Are you going to play along with them? ie; Send me the money via bank cheque/international money order and I will send you your fees AFTER the fact. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

02-23-14, 02:52 PM	#11
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I love phishing games. I almost got sucked in to buying a 38' boat a few years ago. Didn't work the way she wanted it to. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

02-23-14, 06:48 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Did you change your name by deed poll? Can we call you Ben for short?

02-23-14, 07:16 AM	#5
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,733 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	If only these Cretans had gone to school and learnt English Grammar...

02-24-14, 12:39 PM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	You can now pay me back that £10,000 for that treatment to wipe your memory. Oh...wait a minute your be asking what are you talking about STEED. See it worked. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-24-14, 02:55 PM	#14
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Your name is Unpaid Beneficiary? Who would name their kid that? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road