Breaking News!!! Congrats to Neal

nikimcbee · 04-01-14, 10:42 AM

From an unnamed news source, Neal Stevens, Der Onkel of Subsim, has announced that he is engaged to the power Texas celebrity "Midge" of Amazon.com review fame.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile...=cr_cm_rdp_pdp

Midge gave the preview of the wedding 5 stars. In a long and drawn out statement, Midge said:

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I was swept off my feet by Neal's sweet demeanor, motorcycle, and fine collection of Hawaiian shirts. Neal said he would gladly give up subsim.com to manage my website "Midge's movie reviews"

Neal is taking applications for best man, [pending approval of Midge]

We were unable to get a statement from Neal, as Midge dominated the news conference.

Wolferz · 04-01-14, 11:03 AM

Are you fishing for fools again McBee?

Rhodes · 04-01-14, 11:10 AM

Congrats Neal, so when is the big day?

Wolferz · 04-01-14, 11:13 AM

LOL

Jimbuna · 04-01-14, 11:35 AM

Ooh!!

nikimcbee · 04-01-14, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Are you fishing for fools again McBee?

Don't be a h8ter Wolferz, this is legit news from the internetz. It will probably be on TMZ or CNN tonight.

Vendor said...[oops did I type that?]

Jimbuna · 04-01-14, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Don't be a h8ter Wolferz, this is legit news from the internetz. It will probably be on TMZ or CNN tonight.

Vendor said...[oops did I type that?]

QFT

Onkel Neal · 04-01-14, 12:53 PM

Midge? This sounds familiar....

Subnuts · 04-01-14, 01:10 PM

Worst thread ever. Literally nauseating!

Admiral Halsey · 04-01-14, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Midge? This sounds familiar....

This http://www.amazon.com/review/R5WBK8M...SIN=0767802470 should jog your memory.

Wolferz · 04-01-14, 01:36 PM

It's ok. Midge just needs a big old dose of tender loving Neal.

Otherwise, she might be a student of Sarah Palin history 101 and becomes a real dirty girl in the sack.

I'm waiting for her review of movie night in Neal's current abode.

nikimcbee · 04-01-14, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'm waiting for her review of movie night in Neal's current abode.

True.

I read in the Houston Chronicle, that Neal was moving Chateau d'Neal to Midge's parent's house.

Livin' with the in-laws.

Onkel Neal · 04-01-14, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Admiral Halsey

This http://www.amazon.com/review/R5WBK8M...SIN=0767802470 should jog your memory.

Oh yeah!

04-01-14, 02:50 PM

That's good, when you read the review you expect it to be from a slightly slow 8 year old.

Armistead · 04-01-14, 03:06 PM

Midge the Fridge?

04-01-14, 11:03 AM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Are you fishing for fools again McBee? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-01-14, 11:10 AM	#3
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Congrats Neal, so when is the big day? __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

04-01-14, 11:13 AM	#4
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	LOL __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-01-14, 11:35 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ooh!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-01-14, 12:53 PM	#8
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Midge? This sounds familiar.... __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

04-01-14, 01:10 PM	#9
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Worst thread ever. Literally nauseating! __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

04-01-14, 01:36 PM	#11
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	It's ok. Midge just needs a big old dose of tender loving Neal. Otherwise, she might be a student of Sarah Palin history 101 and becomes a real dirty girl in the sack. I'm waiting for her review of movie night in Neal's current abode. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-01-14, 02:50 PM	#14
Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	That's good, when you read the review you expect it to be from a slightly slow 8 year old.

04-01-14, 03:06 PM	#15
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Midge the Fridge? __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.