Best way to enjoy Everglades National Park?

the_tyrant · 12-15-13, 08:09 PM

Hey guys, well I'll be cruising again in 3 days (last minute deal FTW!).

Anyways, I might be stopping by Everglades for a bit. Any suggestions on what to do, what to eat, what to see?

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 06:45 AM

Keep away from those monsters with a huge mouth full of teeth and a healthy appetite for humans

TarJak · 12-16-13, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Keep away from those monsters with a huge mouth full of teeth and a healthy appetite for humans

Women in Florida aren't that bad.

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Women in Florida aren't that bad.

LOL

Penguin · 12-16-13, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Women in Florida aren't that bad.

I beg to differ.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-16-13, 09:53 AM

From my youth I know exactly the best way to spend your time in the Everglades.

Firstly, meet and befriend a bear. Not a ferocious bear but something a little more gentle.

Secondly, give the bear a nice name. At this point I'd like to recommend the name Ben.

Thirdly, get an airboat for zipping about on.

Fourthly, film it, get a cute kid to play you, and if Dennis Weaver is your dad that I think you're onto a winner.

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 10:27 AM

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I beg to differ.

soopaman2 · 12-16-13, 01:58 PM

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law.

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

It is a great place to bury a body.

What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up.

One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law.

Give me a fortnights notice and we'll make it a foursome

soopaman2 · 12-16-13, 02:13 PM

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Give me a fortnights notice and we'll make it a foursome

It's a deal, bring a shovel. I misplaced mine when I took my last mother in law down there....

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

It's a deal, bring a shovel. I misplaced mine when I took my last mother in law down there....

No problem...you bring the beer for the celebratory drink then

Wolferz · 12-16-13, 02:45 PM

I can see you guys now...

Taking a ceremonious whiz on a fresh pile of mud after drinking all that beer and doing all that work.
Who's bringing the crane?

Jimbuna · 12-16-13, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I can see you guys now...

Taking a ceremonious whiz on a fresh pile of mud after drinking all that beer and doing all that work.
Who's bringing the crane?

You

Wolferz · 12-16-13, 05:30 PM

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You

No, no, no, I don't have any of them mother in law critters.

If I assist you, I'd be making myself an accessory and I would be against prevaricating during questioning. No matter how noble your plan would seem.

12-16-13, 05:40 PM

Meh.
The Burmese pythons there mean you don't even have to pre-murder nor bury anyone.
They prefer live food.

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	From my youth I know exactly the best way to spend your time in the Everglades. Firstly, meet and befriend a bear. Not a ferocious bear but something a little more gentle. Secondly, give the bear a nice name. At this point I'd like to recommend the name Ben. Thirdly, get an airboat for zipping about on. Fourthly, film it, get a cute kid to play you, and if Dennis Weaver is your dad that I think you're onto a winner. __________________

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	It is a great place to bury a body. What the gators don't eat, the swamp muck will swallow it up. One day I will tell you about the trip I plan to take there with my mother in law. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I can see you guys now... Taking a ceremonious whiz on a fresh pile of mud after drinking all that beer and doing all that work. Who's bringing the crane? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Meh. The Burmese pythons there mean you don't even have to pre-murder nor bury anyone. They prefer live food.