I would like this legislation instituted...

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 10:49 AM

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen

Takeda Shingen · 08-20-13, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen

So much for big brother and shrinking the size of government. I wish you people would make up your mind.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 11:11 AM

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So much for big brother and shrinking the size of government. I wish you people would make up your mind.

True. I'll just hold it unit I can reach home or just explode where I stand. Sheesh, that would be a mess.

Ducimus · 08-20-13, 11:12 AM

I would say that people making a mess in public restrooms is either a result of:

a.) poor moral character
b.) some form of narcissism.

I don't think you can legislate that.

Armistead · 08-20-13, 11:13 AM

Well, if they have to hire pee watcher for every person, etc, not sure what it would save here.

“A number of new civil servant positions will be created. There will be a supervisor behind every urinating person to see whether the pee is straight,” wrote one poster.

Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky. I may pee in public, but go in using my shirt for doors, don't touch nothing. If I feel one coming, I'll drive home.

I hate any big public event where they line up the porta-johns as your only option.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 11:15 AM

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Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky.

Maybe they'll hold it for ya!

Armistead · 08-20-13, 11:45 AM

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Maybe they'll hold it for ya!

Well, it would become a job creator for anti-dripping devices.

I found one your size.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 11:48 AM

More my size:

kraznyi_oktjabr · 08-21-13, 07:18 AM

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Maybe they'll hold it for ya!

I haven't laughed this hard in long time!

AVGWarhawk · 08-21-13, 08:10 AM

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I haven't laughed this hard in long time!

08-21-13, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen

just hook up a taser to the floor and walls, you miss and you get zapped

as for crapping on the seats, that would stop as soon as the seats were clean enough to be something you are willing to sit on. no one wants to crap on the seat they are just to afraid to sit on all that pee all over the seat.

lets keep big brother out of the bathroom or next they will start dictating how many sheets you can use

Jimbuna · 08-22-13, 04:45 AM

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lets keep big brother out of the bathroom or next they will start dictating how many sheets you can use

Mine already worked out a solution for that...

August · 09-04-13, 11:30 AM

I fought the toilet seat battle with the wife when we first started living together. After many bloody and destructive engagements I finally figured out a compromise that both of us can live with.

See the whole issue here is one of sloth. Us men don't want to think about putting the seat back down after peeing and women don't want to think about checking the status of the seat before squatting to pee.

My solution was to satisfy the wife's demand by remembering to put the seat back down afterwards but I also put down the seat cover so she is equally inconvenienced. The American way.

AVGWarhawk · 09-04-13, 12:02 PM

Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet.

Armistead · 09-04-13, 05:22 PM

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Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet.

Yea. but then all that trouble keeping the dog water bowl filled. For my wife to require the lid up is selfish, to me and the dog.

Really, if you practice, it's easy to put the seat down as you sit or do as I do, just give it a kick.

08-20-13, 10:49 AM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I would like this legislation instituted... in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week. http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-20-13, 11:13 AM	#5
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Well, if they have to hire pee watcher for every person, etc, not sure what it would save here. “A number of new civil servant positions will be created. There will be a supervisor behind every urinating person to see whether the pee is straight,” wrote one poster. Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky. I may pee in public, but go in using my shirt for doors, don't touch nothing. If I feel one coming, I'll drive home. I hate any big public event where they line up the porta-johns as your only option. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-20-13, 11:48 AM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	More my size: __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-04-13, 11:30 AM	#13
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I fought the toilet seat battle with the wife when we first started living together. After many bloody and destructive engagements I finally figured out a compromise that both of us can live with. See the whole issue here is one of sloth. Us men don't want to think about putting the seat back down after peeing and women don't want to think about checking the status of the seat before squatting to pee. My solution was to satisfy the wife's demand by remembering to put the seat back down afterwards but I also put down the seat cover so she is equally inconvenienced. The American way. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-20-13, 11:12 AM	#4
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I would say that people making a mess in public restrooms is either a result of: a.) poor moral character b.) some form of narcissism. I don't think you can legislate that.