Australian Feral Election

TarJak · 09-06-13, 03:32 AM

Australians all let us rejoice for we are going to have to vote tomorrow. The campaigning is just about over and the people will decide whether we have another 3 years of Ruddy mess or the Mad Monks madness.

Rudd V Abbott... Fight!

If this is anything to go by a change of government won't see much difference:http://m.smh.com.au/federal-politics...906-2t9bd.html

Post your indifference here.

Tomorrow night I'm holding a I don't give a rat's clacker who wins party. Every one is invited.

Feuer Frei! · 09-06-13, 03:38 AM

Feral election eh?

As for don't give a....
what about the Clive Palmer Party?
Or One Nation?
Or wait, i got one for you.......

Rise up Australia Party (anti muslim party).

So i think you should cast your vote keeping any of those 3 in mind

TarJak · 09-06-13, 07:39 AM

This is what I've got to choose from:
Independent

Australian Labor Party

Liberal Party

Democratic Labor Party (Whatever that is)

Christian Democratic Party (Fred Nile Group)

Australia First Party

Greens

Cliver Palmer United Party

Pick them in order from 1st to 8th for me please? I just can't make up my mind.

BossMark · 09-06-13, 08:11 AM

At least there's no bloody Tories, whose going to win then?

TarJak · 09-06-13, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

At least there's no bloody Tories, whose going to win then?

Our version of the Tories the LNP (Liberal National Party Coalition) is way ahead in all the recent polling meaning the Mad Monk looks like causing chaos for the next 3 years. http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politi...906-2taew.html

CaptainHaplo · 09-06-13, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

This is what I've got to choose from:

Pick them in order from 1st to 8th for me please? I just can't make up my mind.

Well I can't speak for you - but Ms. Liberal would be the only one invited to my party.....
None of the others are my type....
Nor do they look like they would know how to party.

TarJak · 09-06-13, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

Well I can't speak for you - but Ms. Liberal would be the only one invited to my party.....
None of the others are my type....
Nor do they look like they would know how to party.

LOL. She's a 22yo student teacher. Married unfortunately for you Capt.

Mind you Mr. Australia First looks like he's been to a few parties in his time.

Jimbuna · 09-06-13, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Mind you Mr. Australia First looks like he's been to a few parties in his time.

At first glance I thought it was Brian Blessed

nikimcbee · 09-06-13, 09:10 AM

Got my Aussie ballot today.
I'm voting for Reeces' Gender Neutral Road Warrior Party.

STEED · 09-06-13, 09:11 AM

Get jim to rig the election and Tarjak will be the new PM.

TarJak · 09-06-13, 09:15 AM

Sod that! Not a job I want. Reece is far better qualified.

Why is it that I get the feeling that Mr. Greens isn't old enough to vote?

STEED · 09-06-13, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Sod that! Not a job I want.

Yes you do, free beer and hot naked randy women after you and all that slobbing around earning a shed load of $$$$$$$.

TarJak · 09-06-13, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Yes you do, free beer and hot naked randy women after you and all that slobbing around earning a shed load of $$$$$$$.

Where do I sign?

Jimbuna · 09-06-13, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Why is it that I get the feeling that Mr. Greens isn't old enough to vote?

I'm wondering why he has the funniest shape head of them all

TarJak · 09-06-13, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I'm wondering why he has the funniest shape head of them all

Must be all the tree hugging.

I want a representative from this mob in my electorate:

09-06-13, 03:32 AM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Australian Feral Election Australians all let us rejoice for we are going to have to vote tomorrow. The campaigning is just about over and the people will decide whether we have another 3 years of Ruddy mess or the Mad Monks madness. Rudd V Abbott... Fight! If this is anything to go by a change of government won't see much difference:http://m.smh.com.au/federal-politics...906-2t9bd.html Post your indifference here. Tomorrow night I'm holding a I don't give a rat's clacker who wins party. Every one is invited. Last edited by TarJak; 09-06-13 at 07:45 AM.

09-06-13, 03:38 AM	#2
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Feral election eh? As for don't give a.... what about the Clive Palmer Party? Or One Nation? Or wait, i got one for you....... Rise up Australia Party (anti muslim party). So i think you should cast your vote keeping any of those 3 in mind __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

09-06-13, 08:11 AM	#4
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	At least there's no bloody Tories, whose going to win then? __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

09-06-13, 09:10 AM	#9
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Got my Aussie ballot today. I'm voting for Reeces' Gender Neutral Road Warrior Party. __________________

09-06-13, 09:11 AM	#10
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Get jim to rig the election and Tarjak will be the new PM. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-06-13, 07:39 AM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	This is what I've got to choose from: Independent Australian Labor Party Liberal Party Democratic Labor Party (Whatever that is) Christian Democratic Party (Fred Nile Group) Australia First Party Greens Cliver Palmer United Party Pick them in order from 1st to 8th for me please? I just can't make up my mind.

09-06-13, 09:15 AM	#11
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Sod that! Not a job I want. Reece is far better qualified. Why is it that I get the feeling that Mr. Greens isn't old enough to vote?