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I am seriously contemplating buying a new camera as a reward for finishing my Dissertation. One of the cameras I am considering is the Nikon D800. To learn more about the camera, I decided to download its manual.
Naturally, at the first part of the manual are all the safety concerns. All good stuff, mostly about how not to damage the camera.... but one safety warning caught my eye Using the viewfinder diopter adjustment control Quote:
![]() But then again, perhaps it is a necessary warning. ![]() I am thinkin that if you are the type of person who would stick your finger in your eye, unless you read a warning, you probably shouldn't be buying a D800. ![]() But like any of these warnings, the reason they are there is because not only did someone actually put their finger in their eye, they probably tried to sue the camera manufacturer for not warning them about the photography specific risk of fingers in eyes. ![]()
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In my years as a firefighter, I have witnessed the result of stupid things done by people who are supposed to be extremely smart.
![]() I still say the best warning labels I've seen are in my fire gear. It basically says that fire fighting is hazardous and someone shouldn't do it unless trained. ![]()
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I recently bought a tool to sharpen my chainsaw.
The very first thing in the instructions in big bold print was "Turn off chainsaw before sharping." "Boy if it's running I can sharpen it in a few seconds." ![]() ![]() ![]() In my wildest dreams I can't imagination anyone trying to sharpen the thing with it running. ![]() ![]() Magic
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The engine, Magic, not the chain (der clutch)! just wear those butcher-style chain mail gloves and you'll do fine...of course you'll only be able to count up to nine! But you will be "a man of many parts"
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What ever happen to good old common sense?
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McDonalds coffee cup. Caution. Contents Hot! One would think the consumer would realize this. However, one young lady apparently did not and decided to drive her car with said hot cup of coffee between her legs. Coffee was spilled that resulted in burned private parts. She successfully sued McDonalds. The judge concluded the coffee was above normal coffee temperature. Is there an accepted normal coffee temperature established?
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Common sense is like the old Jedi religion. It only exists in a fantasy put forth on the big screen. The common sense is strong with this one. Luke, use the sense. Sense not got, yes. Thanks Yoda. :hah
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I seem to recall that Tribesman. I liken that to folks using their GPS and driving off the road because the GPS said to continue driving. Can't fix stupid.
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