subtle irony on homeopathy

Skybird · 02-25-13, 04:07 PM

I laughed ten minutes or so, couldn't stop.

I must translate:

The schoolgirl comes in and sits with her parents at the table and says: "I have two news for you, a good and a bad one. Which one would you like first?"

Father: "The bad one..."

Girl: "I got an F in chemistry."

After a break, after the parents stared in shock and disbelief, the girl continues and puts a small flask on the table: "But here, look, good news is there is homeopathic medicine. It also helps against states of shock."

I pissed my pants.

02-25-13, 04:07 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,621 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	subtle irony on homeopathy I laughed ten minutes or so, couldn't stop. I must translate: The schoolgirl comes in and sits with her parents at the table and says: "I have two news for you, a good and a bad one. Which one would you like first?" Father: "The bad one..." Girl: "I got an F in chemistry." After a break, after the parents stared in shock and disbelief, the girl continues and puts a small flask on the table: "But here, look, good news is there is homeopathic medicine. It also helps against states of shock." I pissed my pants. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.