If you work for the postal system...

[Onkel Neal]

If you work for the postal system, when you come in to my shop with your car for repair, you can pay me extra and I will make sure the work is done.

Pay another charge and if you call the shop, we'll tell you the status of your car repair.

If you return and we cannot find your car, don't blame us, even though we are the only ones who have had possession of it.

If you do get your car back, anything on it that is broken, that's your fault, you should have put more padding on the parts you didn't want broken.

We do offer assurance that your car won't be lost, we call it insurance, and yeah, you have to pay extra for it.

You will need to stand in a long line while our one, bored, disinterested clerk takes his/her time getting things done. Don't worry, from time to time you will see other clerks walking around in the back. And if you don't have all the proper forms completed--back in line with you. Don't like it? Blame your government, they are the one running this operation.


PS: I didn't copy this from anywhere