Japanese artist cooks and serves own genitalia at a banquet in Tokyo

mookiemookie · 09-01-12, 07:25 AM

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Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.

Ehhhh....I don't think I want breakfast anymore.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1543307.html

STEED · 09-01-12, 07:32 AM

I would expect this sort of story from jim.

Must be busy in the pub getting rat-arsed.

Penguin · 09-01-12, 07:38 AM

clive bradbury · 09-01-12, 07:58 AM

I'm not sure that this story is true. Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

u crank · 09-01-12, 07:58 AM

It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up.

And for his next..... wait, I don't want to know.

Betonov · 09-01-12, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up.

And it's from Japan

mookiemookie · 09-01-12, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by clive bradbury

Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

So does the meal.

Hottentot · 09-01-12, 08:20 AM

For five diners? The ladies are going to hate him for the rest of his life.

soopaman2 · 09-01-12, 01:02 PM

So people ate this delicious manmeat?
Did he at least serve wasabi with it?

As a (retired) professional troll, I find this worthy of lulz.

I commend this man, for going the extra mile to produce RAAAAAAAGE.

Way farther than I would go for a laugh.

And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen!

I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but....

This is Japan. I once saw a clip of a priest crapping into the mouth of a woman in a bridal gown. I lol'd. Then I realized what being nuked can do to your future generations and felt sad.

Just kidding, I giggled.

(in a mocking way, not a tittilated way!)
Human depravity at it's finest.

09-01-12, 01:04 PM

Bollocks?

mookiemookie · 09-01-12, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen!

I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but....

Be careful what you wish for: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...#slide=1019016

soopaman2 · 09-01-12, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

Bollocks?

We normal humans only wish.

I cannot say that is the case, and all my above jokes aside, I can believe this.

I am not advocating you look this up or view this...it is graphic, and vile, and unwatchable by most. You been warned.

But I came across something a few years back, called "the pain Olympics"

I'll spare you having to watch it, but it was people (men) severing thier own uhh...

So when I see stuff like this, I am not surprised, and slightly amused, as laughing at the stupid and inept has been a human pastime for 5000+ years.

Betonov · 09-01-12, 01:16 PM

thanks for the nightmares mookie

CaptainHaplo · 09-01-12, 01:53 PM

Talk about false reporting....

The first sentence of the article says:

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"This chef's got balls."

I have to point it out....

NOT ANYMORE!

Red October1984 · 09-01-12, 02:58 PM

WHAT THE HELL?

I thought I'd heard it all.

09-01-12, 07:32 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I would expect this sort of story from jim. Must be busy in the pub getting rat-arsed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up. And for his next..... wait, I don't want to know. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	For five diners? The ladies are going to hate him for the rest of his life. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	So people ate this delicious manmeat? Did he at least serve wasabi with it? As a (retired) professional troll, I find this worthy of lulz. I commend this man, for going the extra mile to produce RAAAAAAAGE. Way farther than I would go for a laugh. And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen! I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but.... This is Japan. I once saw a clip of a priest crapping into the mouth of a woman in a bridal gown. I lol'd. Then I realized what being nuked can do to your future generations and felt sad. Just kidding, I giggled. (in a mocking way, not a tittilated way!) Human depravity at it's finest. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	WHAT THE HELL? I thought I'd heard it all. __________________

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clive bradbury Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: stoke-on-trent, UK Posts: 492 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	I'm not sure that this story is true. Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

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Tribesman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Bollocks?

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