Understanding Female Logic!

Feuer Frei! · 08-08-11, 06:27 AM

Herr-Berbunch · 08-08-11, 06:37 AM

Herr-Berbunch · 08-08-11, 06:46 AM

Betonov · 08-08-11, 06:55 AM

This is my favourite thread

danasan · 08-08-11, 07:00 AM

Any chauvinist would ask which logic at all...

Well, I am not going to ask

Hottentot · 08-08-11, 07:04 AM

Sinfest!

Semi-On-Topic, the obligatory:

Feuer Frei! · 08-08-11, 07:29 AM

Penguin · 08-08-11, 07:40 AM

Good thread, I learned much new stuff here!

The sedulous Germans approched this problem in a scientific manner and started a book:

Understanding Women
Chapter 1

Sailor Steve · 08-08-11, 02:58 PM

Don't have any funny pictures, but a couple of funny observations.

Men and women don't understand each other. Men say "I don't understand women." Women say "I know exactly what's wrong with him."

A man marries a woman hoping she'll never change, and is disappointed when she does. A woman marries a man thinking he'll change, and is disappointed when he doesn't.

Pretty Woman was the perfect chick-flick. Woman finds nearly perfect may with only one flaw. She fixes him and they live happily ever after. Of course in the book, which was written by a man, the ending is a bit different: He pays her the promised money and sends her on her way.

Betonov · 08-08-11, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Daniel Connelly: What do women want?
Holly Kennedy: [whispering] We have no idea what we want.
Daniel Connelly: I knew it!

(from P.S. I love you)

Herr-Berbunch · 08-10-11, 09:32 AM

(PS- Thanks but I'm happily married)

August · 08-10-11, 11:20 AM

Hottentot · 08-10-11, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

A man marries a woman hoping she'll never change, and is disappointed when she does. A woman marries a man thinking he'll change, and is disappointed when he doesn't.

Hah. I've heard another version saying that a woman marries a man she doesn't like, works years and decades to change the man to the way she likes and the complains he isn't the same man she once married.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Don't have any funny pictures, but a couple of funny observations. Men and women don't understand each other. Men say "I don't understand women." Women say "I know exactly what's wrong with him." A man marries a woman hoping she'll never change, and is disappointed when she does. A woman marries a man thinking he'll change, and is disappointed when he doesn't. Pretty Woman was the perfect chick-flick. Woman finds nearly perfect may with only one flaw. She fixes him and they live happily ever after. Of course in the book, which was written by a man, the ending is a bit different: He pays her the promised money and sends her on her way. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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