Open and Shut Case in Mexican Jail Break Attempt

[Feuer Frei!]

Ok, for laughs this:

A woman who tried to smuggle her husband out of Mexico's prison in a suitcase has been caught by guards, it has emerged.
Maria del Mar Arjona, 19, was stopped after the guards in the Chetumal prison saw her acting nervously and struggling with the heavy suitcase on wheels.
They opened the bag and found her husband Edwin Valdemar Artiaga Perez inside - wearing only socks and pants.






Mrs Mar Arjona had been at the prison in the eastern Quintana Roo state for a conjugal visit with her husband, and therefore had been allowed to take the suitcase inside, officials said.
She was only stopped as she attempted to leave through the main door of the building.
Her husband - who is reportedly serving a 20-year-old jail term for various unspecified crimes - was found folded up inside the bag.
Mrs Mar Arjona, who is pregnant, was also detained by the authorities, reports say.


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Rule number 1: Never ever struggle with your suitcase!