How do YOU measure up?

Feuer Frei! · 03-24-11, 07:32 AM

Who has the biggest penis? According to this map, he isn't Australian.

(Glad i wasn't born in Australia

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THE internet is full of useful information, much of it unverified but eyebrow-raising. And latest addition to this genre is a table of the average penis size by country.
The data, which says it is a mix of stated and undefined sources, has some ego-shattering information for Australian men if it is to be believed.
Australia comes in 94th on the list, with a "measured" average penis size of 13.2cm.
The information is attributed to "Australia's national agency for health and welfare".
Number one on the list is the Congo, with an average "self-reported" penis size of 18cm.
Rounding out the top five are Ecuador at 17.5cm (measured), Ghana at 17.3 cm (self-reported), Colombia at 17cm (measured) and Venezuela at 17cm (measured).

NOTE:

news.com.au could not independently verify the information in the table.

SOURCE

Betonov · 03-24-11, 09:11 AM

I might as well be first to reply

Slovenia: 15,13cm/5.9 inches. Looks like the golden middle.

the_tyrant · 03-24-11, 09:22 AM

lol, you made me want to measure myself

I'm pretty sure I beat the national averages in both Canada and China

Freiwillige · 03-24-11, 09:44 AM

Well I don't mean to brag but...........

AVGWarhawk · 03-24-11, 10:41 AM

Hell...I look down and know for sure I have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook.

Weiss Pinguin · 03-24-11, 10:46 AM

Well, I beat the average in the Philippines, and made it to the average for the US, so that's something, right?

Armistead · 03-24-11, 10:48 AM

Well, least I can tell my wife mine is 1/2 inch longer than 80% of the men of the world....that should shut er up. All this time I thought mine was lil...

sharkbit · 03-24-11, 10:53 AM

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.

Herr-Berbunch · 03-24-11, 11:14 AM

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joegrundman · 03-24-11, 01:44 PM

Well, I won't make any claims about humans, but with other great apes, specifically our close relatives chimps and gorillas, there is an interesting fact.

Chimps have much greater penis size as proportion of body size than do gorillas.

And this is an evolutionarily determined feature related to sexual habits.

Both chimps and gorillas are social animals.

The alpha male gorilla has sole sexual rights to all females in the group, and this means that the requirements to gain sexual priority are physical strength and social intelligence in order to attain the number one spot in the group. Penis size is irrelevant, since once a gorilla has attained dominance, it is assured that it will reproduce and no other males in the group will. Hence physical strength and social skill will be selected for, but penis size will not.

Chimpanzees on the other hand have a different social structure. When a female is in heat, the alpha male is entitled to the first mating, but after that, all males in the clan get to mate with the female in order of social precedence.

Therefore the ability to deposit sperm deep leads to increased chance of fertilisation. Therefore, since penis size is genetically inheritable, amongst chimps penis size is selected for.

This explains why penis size in chimps is proportionally so much greater than for gorillas.

here's another interesting article explaining the function of the interesting head shape of the male human penis.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...of-the-phallus

Freiwillige · 03-24-11, 02:00 PM

I always got made fun of in school. They would call me horrible names like Tri-pod or Mastiff and even Hung Solo in reference to Han Solo from Star Wars.

Girls were just as cruel as the boy's often saying things such as "Hello" with a naughty smile or "want to go out sometime" and even the usual "Call me." Why so you can make fun of me too? No thanks!

Even my friends would always be like "Hey stud" or "try not to Kill" her when on a date.

This one time I went on a drive in date with a girl I really liked, as she nibbled on my ear she whispered "I heard you are really gifted." I was like what as in retarded!? She screamed for me to stop and wait as I fled the car crying, the humiliation was unbearable. It was a long walk home that cold night and I should have known that she just wanted to make fun of me too, Kids are so Cruel!

Gerald · 03-24-11, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

Well, I beat the average in the Philippines, and made it to the average for the US, so that's something, right?

Hey, this is serious stuff to talk about,

Takeda Shingen · 03-24-11, 02:46 PM

Well, we've been doing it in the virtual sense since the forum was founded, so I suppose it's only natural that we've taken the litteral route.

MaddogK · 03-24-11, 02:51 PM

Survey says...
I'm Venezuelan.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkbit

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.

She lied.

Matador.es · 03-24-11, 02:56 PM

This is a true joke:

During WO II the famous Land Lease Program started with which truck tires, locomotives, cars, and lots of supplies were send to the USSR. The famous PQ (-17) convoys.

At a certain point the soviets also asked for condoms. The soviets where not shy to mention that the condom had to be 15 cm long. So the USA packed condoms boxed with stickers; SIZE: MEDIUM

03-24-11, 07:32 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	How do YOU measure up? Who has the biggest penis? According to this map, he isn't Australian. (Glad i wasn't born in Australia ). THE internet is full of useful information, much of it unverified but eyebrow-raising. And latest addition to this genre is a table of the average penis size by country. The data, which says it is a mix of stated and undefined sources, has some ego-shattering information for Australian men if it is to be believed. Australia comes in 94th on the list, with a "measured" average penis size of 13.2cm. The information is attributed to "Australia's national agency for health and welfare". Number one on the list is the Congo, with an average "self-reported" penis size of 18cm. Rounding out the top five are Ecuador at 17.5cm (measured), Ghana at 17.3 cm (self-reported), Colombia at 17cm (measured) and Venezuela at 17cm (measured). NOTE: news.com.au could not independently verify the information in the table. SOURCE __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

03-24-11, 10:41 AM	#5
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Hell...I look down and know for sure I have seen more meat on the end of a fish hook. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-24-11, 10:46 AM	#6
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	Well, I beat the average in the Philippines, and made it to the average for the US, so that's something, right? __________________

03-24-11, 10:53 AM	#8
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

03-24-11, 11:14 AM	#9
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	The largest is 18cm? Mine is only six... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .in diameter __________________

03-24-11, 09:11 AM	#2
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I might as well be first to reply Slovenia: 15,13cm/5.9 inches. Looks like the golden middle.

03-24-11, 09:22 AM	#3
the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	lol, you made me want to measure myself I'm pretty sure I beat the national averages in both Canada and China

03-24-11, 09:44 AM	#4
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Well I don't mean to brag but...........

03-24-11, 10:48 AM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Well, least I can tell my wife mine is 1/2 inch longer than 80% of the men of the world....that should shut er up. All this time I thought mine was lil...

03-24-11, 01:44 PM	#10
joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Well, I won't make any claims about humans, but with other great apes, specifically our close relatives chimps and gorillas, there is an interesting fact. Chimps have much greater penis size as proportion of body size than do gorillas. And this is an evolutionarily determined feature related to sexual habits. Both chimps and gorillas are social animals. The alpha male gorilla has sole sexual rights to all females in the group, and this means that the requirements to gain sexual priority are physical strength and social intelligence in order to attain the number one spot in the group. Penis size is irrelevant, since once a gorilla has attained dominance, it is assured that it will reproduce and no other males in the group will. Hence physical strength and social skill will be selected for, but penis size will not. Chimpanzees on the other hand have a different social structure. When a female is in heat, the alpha male is entitled to the first mating, but after that, all males in the clan get to mate with the female in order of social precedence. Therefore the ability to deposit sperm deep leads to increased chance of fertilisation. Therefore, since penis size is genetically inheritable, amongst chimps penis size is selected for. This explains why penis size in chimps is proportionally so much greater than for gorillas. here's another interesting article explaining the function of the interesting head shape of the male human penis. http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...of-the-phallus __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill

03-24-11, 02:00 PM	#11
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I always got made fun of in school. They would call me horrible names like Tri-pod or Mastiff and even Hung Solo in reference to Han Solo from Star Wars. Girls were just as cruel as the boy's often saying things such as "Hello" with a naughty smile or "want to go out sometime" and even the usual "Call me." Why so you can make fun of me too? No thanks! Even my friends would always be like "Hey stud" or "try not to Kill" her when on a date. This one time I went on a drive in date with a girl I really liked, as she nibbled on my ear she whispered "I heard you are really gifted." I was like what as in retarded!? She screamed for me to stop and wait as I fled the car crying, the humiliation was unbearable. It was a long walk home that cold night and I should have known that she just wanted to make fun of me too, Kids are so Cruel!

03-24-11, 02:46 PM	#13
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Well, we've been doing it in the virtual sense since the forum was founded, so I suppose it's only natural that we've taken the litteral route.

03-24-11, 02:56 PM	#15
Matador.es Chief Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 327 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	This is a true joke: During WO II the famous Land Lease Program started with which truck tires, locomotives, cars, and lots of supplies were send to the USSR. The famous PQ (-17) convoys. At a certain point the soviets also asked for condoms. The soviets where not shy to mention that the condom had to be 15 cm long. So the USA packed condoms boxed with stickers; SIZE: MEDIUM