Hamster of Doom

Oberon · 01-12-11, 12:40 PM

"I warned you, but would you listen? Oh no...you knew it all didn't you..."

Betonov · 01-12-11, 12:47 PM

damn, that thing would tear my dog apart

reminds me of the time when I was attacked by a hedgehog

Schroeder · 01-12-11, 12:54 PM

Hamsters are very territorial and have been known to even attack horses that where at the wrong time in the wrong place. So better watch out when you meat one in open nature.

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Originally Posted by Betonov

reminds me of the time when I was attacked by a hedgehog

How the hell does someone manage to get attacked by a hedgehog?

STEED · 01-12-11, 12:56 PM

No wonder its angry when some nitwits want to pock and prod it.

Growler · 01-12-11, 12:57 PM

Epic hamster is awesome. That thing wasn't taking any BS from anybody. I'm glad they at least put it back in the taller grass at the end.

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Originally Posted by Betonov

reminds me of the time when I was attacked by a hedgehog

This I gotta hear.

Betonov · 01-12-11, 01:43 PM

ahh, the hedgehog story, it's true I swear on my life

here it goes: a couple of years back, when I was in Croatia vacationing with a couple of friends, went for a walk in the middle of the night, trying to walk of the bad mix of beer and brandy (the submarine cocktail): It were the outskirts of a village and I heard a rattle in the bushes. Being and outdoor type and drunk I was not affraid of the sound and went to check what it was. And whisteling like an idiot would whistle to his dog. All of a sudden a hedgehog sprang out of the bushes, charged at me, bit my shoe cause it jumped on the toe area and ran off back into the bushes. I was surprised but not shocked. When I got back to ''base camp'' I just said I got attacked by a hedgehog and even got small teethmarks on the shoe to prove it, tthe legendary Battle of Rovinj was concluded

CCIP · 01-12-11, 01:46 PM

And that's the real difference between European backyard wildlife, and North American. You have epic hamsters, we have possums. One will do battle you, the other will play dead

Hottentot · 01-12-11, 02:01 PM

I told you, don't mess with the rodents!

Growler · 01-12-11, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

just said I got attacked by a hedgehog and even got small teethmarks on the shoe to prove it, tthe legendary Battle of Rovinj was concluded

So... call it a draw, then?

AVGWarhawk · 01-12-11, 03:00 PM

Taking no prisoners! But he will take a carrot.

TarJak · 01-12-11, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Growler

So... call it a draw, then?

I'm calling tactical victory to the hedgehog. He achieve surprise and caused some damage and the invader retreated.

Betonov · 01-12-11, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

I'm calling tactical victory to the hedgehog. He achieve surprise and caused some damage and the invader retreated.

It was a guerilla attack, pure and simple. I should have looked for his burrow during daytime and do some shock and awe

Growler · 01-12-11, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

I'm calling tactical victory to the hedgehog. He achieve surprise and caused some damage and the invader retreated.

Good point. He did force the invader to withdraw in shame... clearly an example of what appears to be a smaller force earning a victory over a larger, allegedly superior force.

papa_smurf · 01-13-11, 06:00 AM

Who needs a guard dog, when you can have that guarding your house. No one would dare burgle your house with that at the door

01-12-11, 12:40 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Hamster of Doom "I warned you, but would you listen? Oh no...you knew it all didn't you..."

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	No wonder its angry when some nitwits want to pock and prod it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	And that's the real difference between European backyard wildlife, and North American. You have epic hamsters, we have possums. One will do battle you, the other will play dead __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I told you, don't mess with the rodents! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Taking no prisoners! But he will take a carrot. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	damn, that thing would tear my dog apart reminds me of the time when I was attacked by a hedgehog

01-12-11, 01:43 PM	#6
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	ahh, the hedgehog story, it's true I swear on my life here it goes: a couple of years back, when I was in Croatia vacationing with a couple of friends, went for a walk in the middle of the night, trying to walk of the bad mix of beer and brandy (the submarine cocktail): It were the outskirts of a village and I heard a rattle in the bushes. Being and outdoor type and drunk I was not affraid of the sound and went to check what it was. And whisteling like an idiot would whistle to his dog. All of a sudden a hedgehog sprang out of the bushes, charged at me, bit my shoe cause it jumped on the toe area and ran off back into the bushes. I was surprised but not shocked. When I got back to ''base camp'' I just said I got attacked by a hedgehog and even got small teethmarks on the shoe to prove it, tthe legendary Battle of Rovinj was concluded

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papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Who needs a guard dog, when you can have that guarding your house. No one would dare burgle your house with that at the door __________________