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Old 11-18-10, 09:39 AM   #1
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An interisting 'cover your tracks' technology. For those of you who care about such things

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=13314210
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Old 11-18-10, 09:41 AM   #2
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Surprise, surprise.
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Old 11-18-10, 10:43 AM   #3
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Well, it is a Utah-based radio and TV station website. We have to toot our own horn, you know.
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Old 11-18-10, 12:39 PM   #4
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I've been told porn helps with that.
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Old 11-18-10, 12:48 PM   #5
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I've been told porn helps with that.
and here I thought she was going to mention the size of the stick
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Old 11-18-10, 01:02 PM   #6
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and here I thought she was going to mention the size of the stick
Sorry, you'll all have to take your own measurements. But this might come in handy:
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Surprise, surprise.
At least it wasn't bum**** Idaho.

*the above is a bad joke. take it as such.
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Old 11-18-10, 01:29 PM   #8
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Sorry, you'll all have to take your own measurements. But this might come in handy:

Frau, you owe me a Dr. Pepper. I'm wearing my drink.
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Going for the wet look?
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Old 11-18-10, 01:37 PM   #10
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Frau, you owe me a Dr. Pepper. I'm wearing my drink.
If you would like your own copy of that image, I suggest you save it from here to your local drive so you don't have to go looking for it online in the future. Trust me, you will be much happier in life if you never ever do a Google Image search for "penis ruler."
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Porn is overrated.
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Porn is overrated.
YOU ARE OVERRATED!!!
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ohhhh caps locks... wow...
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Caps lock is crusie controll for cool.
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I just thought it meant he was really upset.

Dowly does take his porn seriously
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