Where the hell were you last night?!

GoldenRivet · 10-27-10, 01:08 AM

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51″?

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately surrounded the airplane with MPs and impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into a tiny concrete cell interrogation room.

The pilot’s story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was running out of fuel, with the engine sputtering he landed with an emergency. The Air Force started a full FBI/CIA/NSA background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy or suspicious person. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base and you were never here” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, made him sign non-disclosure statements and told him Vegas was that-a-way on such and such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel on the airbase, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out with his hands up and said, "You guys can do anything you want to me... but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

flag4 · 10-27-10, 02:33 AM

if thats true, its brilliant!!!

bookworm_020 · 10-27-10, 03:21 AM

"She's from Venus! Take her please!!!!!!"

Castout · 10-27-10, 04:17 AM

That's utterly cruelly funny

the_tyrant · 10-27-10, 05:30 AM

papa_smurf · 10-27-10, 11:01 AM

FIREWALL · 10-27-10, 11:31 AM

Priceless John. " That's my story an I'm stick'in too it."

Weiss Pinguin · 10-27-10, 11:42 AM

August · 10-27-10, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by flag4

if thats true, its brilliant!!!

Every word is real. - fakt

krashkart · 10-27-10, 02:31 PM

That's pretty good.

STEED · 10-27-10, 02:39 PM

Good one.

10-27-10, 02:44 PM

Funny joke. But, first hand I know that there is no way that a Cessna, or any other unauthorized A/C could get that close to Groom Lake.

August · 10-27-10, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Third Man

Funny joke. But, first hand I know that there is no way that a Cessna, or any other unauthorized A/C could get that close to Groom Lake.

No way a Cessna could fly all the way from Germany and land in Red Square at the height of Soviet power either...

10-27-10, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by August

No way a Cessna could fly all the way from Germany and land in Red Square at the height of Soviet power either...

I guess that says more about the' height of Soviet power' than it does about flying around/landing @ Groom Lake.

CCIP · 10-27-10, 03:13 PM

So I guess you already tried, huh

10-27-10, 01:08 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Where the hell were you last night?! You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51″? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately surrounded the airplane with MPs and impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into a tiny concrete cell interrogation room. The pilot’s story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was running out of fuel, with the engine sputtering he landed with an emergency. The Air Force started a full FBI/CIA/NSA background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy or suspicious person. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base and you were never here” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, made him sign non-disclosure statements and told him Vegas was that-a-way on such and such a heading, and sent him on his way. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel on the airbase, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane… only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out with his hands up and said, "You guys can do anything you want to me... but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!" __________________

10-27-10, 02:33 AM	#2
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	if thats true, its brilliant!!! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Priceless John. " That's my story an I'm stick'in too it." __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	That's pretty good.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Good one. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-27-10, 02:44 PM	#12
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Funny joke. But, first hand I know that there is no way that a Cessna, or any other unauthorized A/C could get that close to Groom Lake.

10-27-10, 03:13 PM	#15
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