Does that look like a bear to you?

krashkart · 10-14-10, 04:11 PM

An email exchange between a local official and a man attempting to get a fine waived. Apparently the city requires trash bins to be secured to avoid attracting bears. Offenders are fined $75. How does he wriggle his way out of it? Read on.

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Also, as per your instructions to report bear sightings immediately, I have attached a photograph taken outside my premises a few minutes ago. I apologise for the quality but was fearful of getting too close due to the fact bears constrict and consume their prey whole, taking several days to fully digest. As I have a short attention span and would prefer a quick death such as removing my helmet in space, I request you send assistance immediately.

Full article: http://www.27bslash6.com/trash.html

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Betonov · 10-14-10, 04:13 PM

thats definately a bear. It looks nothing like a dog in a bear like coat

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 05:10 PM

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I have heard that the best way to protect yourself during a bear attack is to roll into a tight ball and cover your face but I am pretty sure a flame-thrower or a special suit that metal spikes spring out of when you press a button would be more effective.

Task Force · 10-14-10, 05:17 PM

Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it!

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it!

yubba · 10-14-10, 05:33 PM

Looks like a bear coat wearing a dog.& I' m tired and I want to go home, all I want to do is too go to bed, had a little drink about an hour ago , and it went right too my head.

Reece · 10-14-10, 06:39 PM

Yeh!! The guy's a nut job!

Jimbuna · 10-15-10, 07:32 AM

danzig70 · 10-15-10, 03:02 PM

Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government.

Weiss Pinguin · 10-15-10, 03:52 PM

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Due to the abundant supply of cats in the area, I'm surprised bears bother with the trash at all. As I have run over at least four cats this week and one of those did not put up much of a chase, it may be suggested that elderly residents and their cats pose more of an attraction for bears than unsecured trash. For the safety of all residents, section 9 of the MPOA Agreement should probably be amended to state that all cats, and their elderly owners, be kept in bear-proof containers.

krashkart · 10-15-10, 04:08 PM

Kudos to the bear for being so patient with it's "prey".

Arclight · 10-16-10, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by danzig70

Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government.

That or blackmail.

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How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

10-14-10, 05:17 PM	#4
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it! __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yeh!! The guy's a nut job! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

10-15-10, 07:32 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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danzig70 Planesman Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Phoenix Arizona Posts: 195 Downloads: 290 Uploads: 0	Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government. __________________

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	thats definately a bear. It looks nothing like a dog in a bear like coat

10-14-10, 05:33 PM	#6
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Looks like a bear coat wearing a dog.& I' m tired and I want to go home, all I want to do is too go to bed, had a little drink about an hour ago , and it went right too my head.

10-15-10, 04:08 PM	#11
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Kudos to the bear for being so patient with it's "prey".