Frequently asked questions

TDK1044 · 08-31-10, 01:27 PM

I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5?
A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption.

Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer?
A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away.

Q: What mods should I use?
A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them.

Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me?
A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement.

Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do?
A: Listen to him. He's usually right.

I think that covers it. moving on!

Sailor Steve · 08-31-10, 02:48 PM

Oh, and

Simply brilliant. "Say anything you want, as long as it's funny."

And it is.

Lord Justice · 08-31-10, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK1044

I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version.

Ha, I have cause to be convinced, still a most worthy read TDK, as you were, carry on.

Takeda Shingen · 08-31-10, 03:12 PM

Contemplating a sticky here, which is quite a compliment because I hate stickies.

CaptainMattJ. · 08-31-10, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Contemplating a sticky here, which is quite a compliment because I hate stickies.

Oh theres no doubt you do

and bravo TDK.

but we all know another: Why is olaf's cooking so terrible?

Takeda Shingen · 08-31-10, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainMattJ.

Oh theres no doubt you do

Hey, you should be excited; I took the Fix My SH5 off sticky today.

CaptainMattJ. · 08-31-10, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Hey, you should be excited; I took the Fix My SH5 off sticky today.

thank god!

and you......

Zedi · 09-01-10, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Hey, you should be excited; I took the Fix My SH5 off sticky today.

.. because is pointless, hopeless.. or why?

Highbury · 09-01-10, 03:37 AM

That was awesome

Takeda Shingen · 09-01-10, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnum

.. because is pointless, hopeless.. or why?

Oh, no. Don't read into it; I don't have any insider information about a patch or a lack thereof. I was just something I was going to do at the end of the month.

robbo180265 · 08-31-10, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK1044

I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5?
A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption.

Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer?
A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away.

Q: What mods should I use?
A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them.

Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me?
A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement.

Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do?
A: Listen to him. He's usually right.

I think that covers it. moving on!

Simply awesome

John Channing · 08-31-10, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK1044

I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again....

Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5?
A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption.

Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer?
A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away.

Q: What mods should I use?
A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them.

Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me?
A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement.

Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do?
A: Listen to him. He's usually right.

I think that covers it. moving on!

You're an idiot.

You can pick up your team jacket at the table by the door on your way out.

JCC

CaptainMattJ. · 09-01-10, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Channing

You're an idiot.

You can pick up your team jacket at the table by the door on your way out.

JCC

DavyJonesFootlocker · 09-01-10, 09:28 PM

Something you missed out:

Q. What is DRM?
A. Don't Remind Me.

Q. Why is grammer so important?
A. Because Engrish is the official language and besides she took care you and your dirty diapers when you were a messy little bugger.

Q. Who the hell is DavyJonesFootlocker?
A. Obviously an idiot with no sense of humour.

Sailor Steve · 09-01-10, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavyJonesFootlocker

A. Because Engrish is the official language

Cant evin spel "offishull"?

You is an idjit.

08-31-10, 01:27 PM	#1
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Frequently asked questions I thought I'd answer a few frequently asked questions in the hope that we don't see them again.... Q: Should I buy Silent Hunter 5? A: Yes. But only buy the official Sailor Steve 'Battle For The Correct Use Of The English Language' version. Other versions have proved to be susceptible to grammatical corruption. Q: Here are my specs. Will the game play on my computer? A: You knew the answer before you posted the question. You're very boring. Go away. Q: What mods should I use? A: Boxers or Briefs? You can always change them if you don't like them. Q: I want to sue Ubisoft. Who's with me? A: Everyone who failed to graduate from High School and now lives in his parents' basement. Q: John Channing says I'm an idiot. What should I do? A: Listen to him. He's usually right. I think that covers it. moving on!

08-31-10, 02:48 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Oh, and Simply brilliant. "Say anything you want, as long as it's funny." And it is. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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DavyJonesFootlocker The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Stink Drunk in Trinidad Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 138 Uploads: 0	Something you missed out: Q. What is DRM? A. Don't Remind Me. Q. Why is grammer so important? A. Because Engrish is the official language and besides she took care you and your dirty diapers when you were a messy little bugger. Q. Who the hell is DavyJonesFootlocker? A. Obviously an idiot with no sense of humour. __________________ "Silence means death. Stand on your feet. Inner fear your worst enemy."- Sepultura. My Silent Hunter 5 mantra is this......"Torpedo missed, sir!" A P-400 is a P-40 with a Zero after it. A proud member of the Wikipedia Haters Club

08-31-10, 03:12 PM	#4
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Contemplating a sticky here, which is quite a compliment because I hate stickies.

09-01-10, 03:37 AM	#9
Highbury The Old Man Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: 51.557, -0.102 Posts: 1,311 Downloads: 177 Uploads: 0	That was awesome