Pooping: You're Doing It Wrong

frau kaleun · 08-26-10, 12:37 PM

http://gawker.com/5622737/forget-eve...-about-pooping

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If you're attractive and/or a girl, this doesn't apply to you. But the rest of you, meaning those who poop, listen up: Your pooping technique is incorrect, a groundbreaking story reveals...

Modern-day squat evangelists make money off the claim that a "more natural" posture wards off all sorts of health problems, from Crohn's disease to colon cancer. Inventor Jonathon Isbit runs a modest online business selling Nature's Platform-a homemade, $150 device that fits over toilets to make them more like holes in the ground.

Of course this doesn't apply to Subsimmers, because we're all attractive and/or girls.

AVGWarhawk · 08-26-10, 01:07 PM

As long as I can get some reading done that is all that matters.

SteamWake · 08-26-10, 01:17 PM

"Device to make the toilent more like a hole in the floor"

heh Im way ahead of this dude...

My 'main' bathrooms current state

frau kaleun · 08-26-10, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

"Device to make the toilent more like a hole in the floor"

heh Im way ahead of this dude...

My 'main' bathrooms current state

So are you using targeting assistance when you fire off those eels, or have you thrown caution to the wind and gone strictly manual?

SteamWake · 08-26-10, 01:39 PM

Topedoes loose !!!!

and hope there not loose torpedoes.

Actually we have a second bathroom complete with a working throne.

Alex · 08-26-10, 04:32 PM

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Welcome to Saigon, biyatches.
Now stretch those Achilles tendons, or you'll topple over and make a mess you won't soon forget.

jumpy · 08-26-10, 01:21 PM

^^ lmao

hmm straining? surely a better diet is better for ease of ahem, 'motions' than some 150 quid gadget to make the business of passing richards more like squatting behind a bush?

I can see a fatal flaw in this 'labour saving device' - has no-one thought of the monumental proportions of the 'splash-back' from such dizzying heights above the calm waves of the porcelain littorals?

No thanks chum.

papa_smurf · 08-26-10, 01:23 PM

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"Device to make the toilent more like a hole in the floor"

heh Im way ahead of this dude...

Charge $150, and you'll make a mint

Weiss Pinguin · 08-26-10, 01:35 PM

The real question here, I think, is does it solve the problem of 'lid up/lid down'?

Flaxpants · 08-26-10, 10:36 PM

Living in Thailand, I am quite used to squatting over holes, nothing new here.
Get through a lot of shoes mind you.

TLAM Strike · 08-26-10, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flaxpants

Living in Thailand, I am quite used to squatting over holes, nothing new here.
Get through a lot of shoes mind you.

That's why in Japan they leave slippers by the door for you to ware in the bathroom.

Castout · 08-27-10, 08:56 AM

Squatting while passing motion would increase blood pressure which would not happen if you just sit.

AVGWarhawk · 08-27-10, 09:27 AM

This thread has gone to crap.

frau kaleun · 08-27-10, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

This thread has gone to crap.

Really? And here I was, feeling all flush with success.

08-26-10, 01:07 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	As long as I can get some reading done that is all that matters. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-26-10, 01:17 PM	#3
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Device to make the toilent more like a hole in the floor" heh Im way ahead of this dude... My 'main' bathrooms current state __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-26-10, 01:39 PM	#5
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Topedoes loose !!!! and hope there not loose torpedoes. Actually we have a second bathroom complete with a working throne. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-26-10, 01:21 PM	#7
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	^^ lmao hmm straining? surely a better diet is better for ease of ahem, 'motions' than some 150 quid gadget to make the business of passing richards more like squatting behind a bush? I can see a fatal flaw in this 'labour saving device' - has no-one thought of the monumental proportions of the 'splash-back' from such dizzying heights above the calm waves of the porcelain littorals? No thanks chum. __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

08-26-10, 01:35 PM	#9
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	The real question here, I think, is does it solve the problem of 'lid up/lid down'? __________________

08-26-10, 10:36 PM	#10
Flaxpants Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Koh Samui, Thailand Posts: 1,196 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Living in Thailand, I am quite used to squatting over holes, nothing new here. Get through a lot of shoes mind you.

08-27-10, 08:56 AM	#12
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	Squatting while passing motion would increase blood pressure which would not happen if you just sit. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

08-27-10, 09:27 AM	#13
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	This thread has gone to crap. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road