Humorous SH5 picture thread

Dowly · 03-04-10, 09:28 PM

You had it coming.

Right, who left the hatch open?

janh · 03-04-10, 11:59 PM

The U-Boot Bunker is quite neatly done. Are they the same in each Atlantic harbor, or did they model them accurately one by one? I guess having one type is sufficient for a sim.
Can you access more rooms in there and walk around? And how about that gun the guy on the left has... I sense a game in a game... Secret Hunter V -- Return to Bunker Brunsbüttel... ;-)

malkuth74 · 03-05-10, 12:01 AM

Nope you are limited to your ship side of the dock. And thats it. You can't even get on your ship.. You have to go to an officer on the side to start your mission.

Its neat though, nice little touch. Fun leaving port too. The ports are very very well done.

Just watch out for the kamakazi ships... LOL>

Safe-Keeper · 03-14-10, 04:44 PM

Sadly it's just that one room. I would've loved an office (or two -- one for you and one for your commanding officer), bar, and other facilities, or even more dock rooms, but sadly, this is all there is. Maybe they can be modded in, or added by patches or x-packs.

When you dock at a harbour, the game goes into a loading screen (far as I remember), and then you're teleported to the inside of the pen, with the boat parked with its bow facing the exit (you don't have to actually dock, just get within range of the pen and hit "End Patrol"). You can talk to one officer to upgrade your boat or choose a custom torpedo loadout, and another to get a briefing, request a mission, and start your patrol. When you do, you're teleported onto the bridge and free to move the boat.

Funny thing is, even while you're walking around inside the pen, your crew will still be on the bridge, binoculars in hand -- sometimes there's even an "talk to me so my morale goes up, please!" thought bubble over the watch officer's head.

Biggest problem right now is the lack of fanfare when leaving/arriving. Heck, there's not even a screen at the end telling you how you performed in terms of objectives achieves, kills, renown gained, etc. Your commander says "Welcome home" when you go talk to him, and that's it.

Still, very nicely done.

Sailor Steve · 03-14-10, 04:46 PM

Well Dowly, you tried.

Dowly · 03-14-10, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well Dowly, you tried.

Yes... I did..

Therion_Prime · 03-14-10, 04:52 PM

Kiel Canal U-Boat monument:

Safe-Keeper · 03-14-10, 04:55 PM

"Ship sighted, at bearing four nine tw... BERNAAAAARD!"

Love both the first pic and its caption, and the second. "Do a barrel roll!"

Conrad von Kaiser · 03-15-10, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Sadly it's just that one room. I would've loved an office (or two -- one for you and one for your commanding officer), bar, and other facilities, or even more dock rooms, but sadly, this is all there is. Maybe they can be modded in, or added by patches or x-packs.

When you dock at a harbour, the game goes into a loading screen (far as I remember), and then you're teleported to the inside of the pen, with the boat parked with its bow facing the exit (you don't have to actually dock, just get within range of the pen and hit "End Patrol"). You can talk to one officer to upgrade your boat or choose a custom torpedo loadout, and another to get a briefing, request a mission, and start your patrol. When you do, you're teleported onto the bridge and free to move the boat.

Funny thing is, even while you're walking around inside the pen, your crew will still be on the bridge, binoculars in hand -- sometimes there's even an "talk to me so my morale goes up, please!" thought bubble over the watch officer's head.

Biggest problem right now is the lack of fanfare when leaving/arriving. Heck, there's not even a screen at the end telling you how you performed in terms of objectives achieves, kills, renown gained, etc. Your commander says "Welcome home" when you go talk to him, and that's it.

Still, very nicely done.

Heck a little fanfare or perhaps a little thing when they award you a medal. I've gotten 4 medals awarded to me so far and just found out about it on my last patrol

Hanomag · 03-15-10, 10:29 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!!

U56_Dragon · 03-27-10, 08:49 AM

ERPP8 · 03-28-10, 05:21 PM

ERPP8 · 03-29-10, 08:05 PM

Just found this!

ERPP8 · 04-02-10, 01:28 PM

When do I get one?

Safe-Keeper · 04-02-10, 01:34 PM

Quote:

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8986/shvfail.png

Bloody Germans. When they're not cutting violin strings, they're hammering other peoples' drills.

03-04-10, 09:28 PM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Humorous SH5 picture thread You had it coming. Right, who left the hatch open?

03-05-10, 12:01 AM	#3
malkuth74 Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 377 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Nope you are limited to your ship side of the dock. And thats it. You can't even get on your ship.. You have to go to an officer on the side to start your mission. Its neat though, nice little touch. Fun leaving port too. The ports are very very well done. Just watch out for the kamakazi ships... LOL> __________________

03-14-10, 04:44 PM	#4
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Sadly it's just that one room. I would've loved an office (or two -- one for you and one for your commanding officer), bar, and other facilities, or even more dock rooms, but sadly, this is all there is. Maybe they can be modded in, or added by patches or x-packs. When you dock at a harbour, the game goes into a loading screen (far as I remember), and then you're teleported to the inside of the pen, with the boat parked with its bow facing the exit (you don't have to actually dock, just get within range of the pen and hit "End Patrol"). You can talk to one officer to upgrade your boat or choose a custom torpedo loadout, and another to get a briefing, request a mission, and start your patrol. When you do, you're teleported onto the bridge and free to move the boat. Funny thing is, even while you're walking around inside the pen, your crew will still be on the bridge, binoculars in hand -- sometimes there's even an "talk to me so my morale goes up, please!" thought bubble over the watch officer's head. Biggest problem right now is the lack of fanfare when leaving/arriving. Heck, there's not even a screen at the end telling you how you performed in terms of objectives achieves, kills, renown gained, etc. Your commander says "Welcome home" when you go talk to him, and that's it. Still, very nicely done. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

03-14-10, 04:46 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well Dowly, you tried. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-14-10, 04:55 PM	#8
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	"Ship sighted, at bearing four nine tw... BERNAAAAARD!" Love both the first pic and its caption, and the second. "Do a barrel roll!" __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

03-04-10, 11:59 PM	#2
janh Stinking drunk in Trinidad Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 349 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The U-Boot Bunker is quite neatly done. Are they the same in each Atlantic harbor, or did they model them accurately one by one? I guess having one type is sufficient for a sim. Can you access more rooms in there and walk around? And how about that gun the guy on the left has... I sense a game in a game... Secret Hunter V -- Return to Bunker Brunsbüttel... ;-)

03-14-10, 04:52 PM	#7
Therion_Prime Helmsman Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 105 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Kiel Canal U-Boat monument:

03-15-10, 10:29 AM	#10
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	*ROFLMFAO!!!!* __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

03-27-10, 08:49 AM	#11
U56_Dragon A-ganger Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 76 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	__________________ Dragon Uss_Nogard_SS56 "Thanks to Ubi Soft and the Silent Hunter Wolves of the Pacific Team, and all the modders from around the world."

03-28-10, 05:21 PM	#12
ERPP8 Commodore Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: My House Posts: 608 Downloads: 161 Uploads: 0

03-29-10, 08:05 PM	#13
ERPP8 Commodore Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: My House Posts: 608 Downloads: 161 Uploads: 0	Just found this!

04-02-10, 01:28 PM	#14
ERPP8 Commodore Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: My House Posts: 608 Downloads: 161 Uploads: 0	When do I get one?