A farewell to sausage

VonHesse · 06-14-10, 09:51 PM

Singer, songwriter, businessman, but most importantly sausage-maker, Jimmy Dean died yesterday in his home at the age of 81.

Breakfast will never be the same

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/376787...entertainment/

nikimcbee · 06-14-10, 09:53 PM

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

frau kaleun · 06-14-10, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by VonHesse

A farewell to sausage

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation.

Reece · 06-14-10, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation.

Can I have the sasuage!

nikimcbee · 06-14-10, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Can I have the sasuage!

Jeebus, you're worse than krashkart. I suppose you'll put it in pea soup too.

Give it to krashkart, he eats anything:

krashkart · 06-14-10, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation.

Win!

nikimcbee · 06-14-10, 10:10 PM

Then there's Reece:

Sailor Steve · 06-15-10, 12:58 AM

I'll miss ol' Jimmy. Remember Big Bad John? A classic.

I just recently discovered a cool breakfast from Jimmy Dean: Sausage and Pancakes On A Stick. It's a corndog, but with sausage instead of the dog and pancake batter instead of the usual corn batter.

Good stuff!

Weiss Pinguin · 06-15-10, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I propose that today be known henceforth as Sausage Day in memory of the patron saint of breakfast.

GoldenRivet · 06-15-10, 01:01 AM

tragedy strikes... i'll miss the old man.

I reserve this for just such occasions

UnderseaLcpl · 06-15-10, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Frau Kaleun

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation.

That is simply not fair. I could make way funnier sausage jokes but the venue is inappropriate. According to unwritten internet protocol SIMU section 14.4c it is unacceptable to "Tell, type, divulge, relate, or otherwise present humorous material including, but not limited to, jokes, puns, jests, analogies, anecdotes, skits, remarks or tales when the subject matter in question is of a nature that cannot be explored further without a reasonable risk of exposing the community to previously banned conduct."

I'm very sorry Ms. Kaleun, but I'm afraid that your post cannot be accepted under the current governing statutes. As things stand now, you may present humorous observations relating to sausage only if they are not sexual in nature. Please understand, it's all to protect the children.

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That said, I would like to offer condolences to my arteries, which have for so long been loving supporters of Jimmy Dean and his advances in cholesterol. Mr. Dean was a man of blurred vision and sudden chest pains, and we owe a great deal to our insurance companies.
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Okay, being serious now. I'm really sorry that the guy died. He was a great musician and a noted philanthropist. I hope that both he and his family find peace and that his name lives on for generations to come. RIP, Jimmy. Thanks for the music and the breakfast

Jimbuna · 06-15-10, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Can I have the sasuage!

So the rumours are true

Reece · 06-15-10, 08:36 AM

Nothing like a thick beef sausage Jim!

Jimbuna · 06-15-10, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Nothing like a thick beef sausage Jim!

Preferably on a dinner plate with some baked beans and mash

VonHesse · 06-15-10, 09:17 AM

You guys (and gal) are encourageable....

Oh wait, no, I mean incorrigible...

06-14-10, 09:51 PM	#1
VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	A farewell to sausage Singer, songwriter, businessman, but most importantly sausage-maker, Jimmy Dean died yesterday in his home at the age of 81. Breakfast will never be the same http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/376787...entertainment/

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Then there's Reece: __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I'll miss ol' Jimmy. Remember Big Bad John? A classic. I just recently discovered a cool breakfast from Jimmy Dean: Sausage and Pancakes On A Stick. It's a corndog, but with sausage instead of the dog and pancake batter instead of the usual corn batter. Good stuff! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	tragedy strikes... i'll miss the old man. I reserve this for just such occasions __________________

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Nothing like a thick beef sausage Jim! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	You guys (and gal) are encourageable.... Oh wait, no, I mean incorrigible...