Boobquake !

SteamWake · 05-14-10, 10:33 AM

Recently a high ranking Iranian Cleric was in the news for claiming scantily clad women caused earthquakes.

Well it seems he is not done. Here he is defending his claim !

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...est=latestnews

Schroeder · 05-14-10, 12:42 PM

I sometimes wonder whether those idiots believe themselves in what they say.

breadcatcher101 · 05-14-10, 05:15 PM

I guess they also cause hurricanes. During the winter months along the gulf coast here people walk the beach in semi-winter clothing.

In the spring/summer this changes to very small swim suits. The storms start at this point so it must be the swim suits.

As for tornadoes, I don't know. Hot tubs maybe???

Where's Al Gore when you need him.

krashkart · 05-14-10, 06:38 PM

Gosh, all he had to do was ask anyone from the West what makes us so evil and he'd get a straight answer. We know why. What we haven't figured out is why tornadoes break out when the skivvie weather comes back around the bend. I think it has something to do with the lack of full clothing, particularly on females. With less drag-inducing clothing to hold the wind speeds down, the air currents are able to flow around more freely. In particular, I believe that the swells on females actually perturb air currents into vortices, which, through Butterfly Effect, gradually gain strength until they merge and become tornadoes.

LiveGoat · 05-14-10, 07:29 PM

Patiently waiting for boob memes...

ETR3(SS) · 05-14-10, 07:38 PM

I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times.

(WARNING ADULT CONTENT!)

http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT

krashkart · 05-14-10, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ETR3(SS)

I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times.

(WARNING ADULT CONTENT!)

http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT

That was mind-bogglingly disturbing!

Thermonuclear, even!

Reece · 05-14-10, 07:44 PM

Lethal weapons!!

sheesh I've read everything now! what a load!

Couldn't you make a comedy skit out of that! Dowly would ultimately cause a 7 quake on his own!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ETR3(SS)

I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times.

(WARNING ADULT CONTENT!)

http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT

LiveGoat · 05-14-10, 07:50 PM

I'm almost ashamed to admit that I recognize all those "actresses."

frau kaleun · 05-14-10, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Recently a high ranking Iranian Cleric was in the news for claiming scantily clad women caused earthquakes.

Well it seems he is not done. Here he is defending his claim !

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...est=latestnews

NEWSFLASH: Dude Who Was Idiot Last Month Is Still Idiot

Nevertheless I appreciate Steamwake's efforts to keep us all abreast of new developments in this titillating story.

TarJak · 05-14-10, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

NEWSFLASH: Dude Who Was Idiot Last Month Is Still Idiot

Nevertheless I appreciate Steamwake's efforts to keep us all abreast of new developments in this titillating story.

Nice of you to work in the use of the word Dude there FK!

As Sid the Sexist would say "Tits oot for t'lads!"

Sailor Steve · 05-14-10, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

...titillating story.

Frau K, I hate you. In a nice way, of course. It's just that now it's my turn to clean soda off the keyboard.

05-14-10, 11:23 PM

As I told thousands of times before.

Muhammad just like likes to watch some jiggling boobs, Can you blame him? He is a man after all.

frau kaleun · 05-15-10, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rilder

As I told thousands of times before.

Muhammad just like likes to watch some jiggling boobs, Can you blame him? He is a man after all.

As I've noted before, this guy's statements make more sense if you just add "in my pants!" to the end of them.

For example: "Promiscuous women cause earthquakes... in my pants!"

See?

Jimbuna · 05-15-10, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

I sometimes wonder whether those idiots believe themselves in what they say.

That is what is so scary....I believe they do

05-14-10, 10:33 AM	#1
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Boobquake ! Recently a high ranking Iranian Cleric was in the news for claiming scantily clad women caused earthquakes. Well it seems he is not done. Here he is defending his claim ! http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...est=latestnews __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

05-14-10, 12:42 PM	#2
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	I sometimes wonder whether those idiots believe themselves in what they say. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

05-14-10, 06:38 PM	#4
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Gosh, all he had to do was ask anyone from the West what makes us so evil and he'd get a straight answer. We know why. What we haven't figured out is why tornadoes break out when the skivvie weather comes back around the bend. I think it has something to do with the lack of full clothing, particularly on females. With less drag-inducing clothing to hold the wind speeds down, the air currents are able to flow around more freely. In particular, I believe that the swells on females actually perturb air currents into vortices, which, through Butterfly Effect, gradually gain strength until they merge and become tornadoes. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	I think the old cleric has seen this one too many times. (WARNING ADULT CONTENT!) http://www.cbtimages.com/?id=8181&Type=FRONT __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

05-14-10, 07:50 PM	#9
LiveGoat XO Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 408 Downloads: 439 Uploads: 0	I'm almost ashamed to admit that I recognize all those "actresses." Last edited by LiveGoat; 05-14-10 at 08:44 PM.

05-14-10, 05:15 PM	#3
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I guess they also cause hurricanes. During the winter months along the gulf coast here people walk the beach in semi-winter clothing. In the spring/summer this changes to very small swim suits. The storms start at this point so it must be the swim suits. As for tornadoes, I don't know. Hot tubs maybe??? Where's Al Gore when you need him.

05-14-10, 07:29 PM	#5
LiveGoat XO Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 408 Downloads: 439 Uploads: 0	Patiently waiting for boob memes...

05-14-10, 11:23 PM	#13
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	As I told thousands of times before. Muhammad just like likes to watch some jiggling boobs, Can you blame him? He is a man after all.