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Old 04-19-10, 01:26 PM   #1
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Earthquakes... Yup you read that right.

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A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...rthquakes.html
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Old 04-19-10, 01:31 PM   #2
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which totally explains why there are so many more earthquakes in essex and newcastle than in Iran..oh no wait.

maybe allah has a poor grasp of geography
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Old 04-19-10, 01:45 PM   #3
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Ok...

Iran blames hot babes.

Venezuela blames The United States' Earthquake Weapon

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/01...hquake-weapon/

so... anyone else want to guess what causes them?

North Korea you want to toss your guess into the hat?
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Old 04-19-10, 01:51 PM   #4
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A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes... in his pants!
Fixed.
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Old 04-19-10, 01:52 PM   #5
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Old 04-19-10, 02:09 PM   #6
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Ok...

Iran blames hot babes.

Venezuela blames The United States' Earthquake Weapon

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/01...hquake-weapon/
Obviously the DoD has found a way to weaponize Playboy.
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Old 04-19-10, 02:17 PM   #7
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I went out with a woman from Iceland last week.
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Old 04-19-10, 02:41 PM   #8
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I went out with a woman from Iceland last week.
You must have had one hell of a time, considering.....
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Old 04-19-10, 03:18 PM   #9
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You must have had one hell of a time, considering.....
She was from iceland... doesnt mean they were still there.

i bet she was a red head.

"Read on the head, fire in the hole" (more of a volcano joke than anything so relax)
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Old 04-19-10, 03:24 PM   #10
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Old 04-19-10, 05:35 PM   #11
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Earthquakes... Yup you read that right.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...rthquakes.html
Why am I not surprised?
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Old 04-19-10, 05:45 PM   #12
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I think we need to weaponize the porn industry, and do all of the filming over there.
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Old 04-19-10, 05:59 PM   #13
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I think we need to weaponize the porn industry, and do all of the filming over there.
Been done...
In the 1980's the Taiwanese would send weather balloons filled with bras and panties to the mainland in an attempt to demoralize the Communist Chinese.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?ni...g=5135,4676310
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Gays cause earthquakes and hurricanes.
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Old 04-19-10, 07:25 PM   #15
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Gays cause earthquakes and hurricanes.
True, but I take full responsibility for the 2004 tsunami, and have sworn a solemn oath never to go commando on Christmas again.
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