Hilarious freaky incident...

SteamWake · 03-04-10, 06:33 PM

So you know the beginning 'tutorial' sink ships and dock at Kiel?

I sank the ships and sailed back to Kiel. Usually an anchor icon pops up I click that and 'poof' I'm in the pen.

Well this time the anchor dident pop up so I decided to sail for the pen. Still no anchor. What the hell let me see if I can park this thing in a pen.

So just as the bow passes into the pen POOF I'm teleported to the dock where the captain has his dialog.... with no one... He's talking but the other guy isnt there

Then I can hear the invisible man giving me a promotion.

So as I'm sitting there watching my capt talk with the invisible man I see the bow of my ship enter the scene. Doing a couple of knots... Oh god ! its gonna...I cant bear to watch.... BOOOM it slams into the end of the pen. No one even flinches.. well except me !

I finally gather my wits and press the ~ key to cut the engines (even though I'm standing on the dock). I was ahead slow when I got teleported to the dock and she stayed there

Oh and the sub did recieve damage.

BERNARD !!!!

PS; After all that weirdness suddenly all the pepole that belonged on the dock appeard 'poof'

Paajtor · 03-04-10, 06:35 PM

video please

Hartmann · 03-04-10, 06:53 PM

My guess is that the game is plagued with unfinished anb buggy scripts

FIREWALL · 03-04-10, 07:00 PM

Admiral SteamWake at the helm !!!

Everyone RUN!!!

Oberon · 03-04-10, 07:24 PM

Oh if only you had been FRAPsing that

gutted · 03-04-10, 07:27 PM

Reminds me of that scene in forrest gump.

You should have told the guy in the pen... "Thats my boat".

Dowly · 03-04-10, 07:31 PM

Awww! I had that same thing happen, but I reloaded a save before I saw my boat come crashing in.

Gammelpreusse · 03-04-10, 07:48 PM

lol, same happend here, inclusive the crashing boat =)

Sledgehammer427 · 03-04-10, 08:13 PM

so for your valiant efforts in the action of blahblahblahyaddayadda
*you lean over, notice your boat about to cruise into the pen*
sir if you could excuse me....
no son stay around and let me pin these medals on yo.....

CRASH!!!!

kylania · 03-04-10, 08:16 PM

I ran into an entirely unguarded 7 ship convoy. I was in heaven!

I got into place, worked out firing solutions for all three columns. As the inched into range I set off my salvos. It would be perfect, all three front ships hit simultaneously!

So while the torps went on their way, I backed away from the UZO (did I mention this was a picture perfect night surface attack and I was outside visual range?) and told my WO, "Get the men on the guns!"

Now, never before had the gun crews starting shooting on their own. Usually I need to mark a target first. I'd even read stories here of people not getting them to shoot.

So what happens during my perfect ambush?

They shoot.

The whole convoy goes nuts and scrambles. EVERY fish I fired missed!

Finally had to just weave in and out of the convoy gunning ships down. Got 7 of 9 and left #9 burning (but otherwise perfectly fine since there's apparently no flooding or speading damage).

frau kaleun · 03-04-10, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gutted

Reminds me of that scene in forrest gump.

You should have told the guy in the pen... "Thats my boat".

GoldenRivet · 03-05-10, 12:42 AM

while in the sub pen

you can also raise and lower the scopes... wonder what else you can do.

if you order ahead flank... will it go?!

SteamWake · 03-05-10, 01:40 PM

Heh.. dunno I'm gonna try that.

Hey is it just me or does it seem like the boat moves around .. bobs tilts and rolls more while it is in the pen than when it is out in rough seas

Oh and is it possible to board the boat without talking to the man on the dock "I'm ready to go now"

Schunken · 03-05-10, 01:56 PM

no wonder you didnt see him....it was the "flying dutchman". Wasnt there even his sailship in SH3???

Andreas

SteamWake · 03-05-10, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schunken

no wonder you didnt see him....it was the "flying dutchman". Wasnt there even his sailship in SH3???

Andreas

Nah its a rumor !

03-04-10, 06:33 PM	#1
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hilarious freaky incident... So you know the beginning 'tutorial' sink ships and dock at Kiel? I sank the ships and sailed back to Kiel. Usually an anchor icon pops up I click that and 'poof' I'm in the pen. Well this time the anchor dident pop up so I decided to sail for the pen. Still no anchor. What the hell let me see if I can park this thing in a pen. So just as the bow passes into the pen POOF I'm teleported to the dock where the captain has his dialog.... with no one... He's talking but the other guy isnt there Then I can hear the invisible man giving me a promotion. So as I'm sitting there watching my capt talk with the invisible man I see the bow of my ship enter the scene. Doing a couple of knots... Oh god ! its gonna...I cant bear to watch.... BOOOM it slams into the end of the pen. No one even flinches.. well except me ! I finally gather my wits and press the ~ key to cut the engines (even though I'm standing on the dock). I was ahead slow when I got teleported to the dock and she stayed there Oh and the sub did recieve damage. BERNARD !!!! PS; After all that weirdness suddenly all the pepole that belonged on the dock appeard 'poof' __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

03-04-10, 06:35 PM	#2
Paajtor The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Dutch mountains Posts: 1,551 Downloads: 64 Uploads: 1	video please __________________

03-04-10, 06:53 PM	#3
Hartmann Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona Posts: 1,857 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	My guess is that the game is plagued with unfinished anb buggy scripts __________________ But this ship can't sink!... She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. and she will. It is a mathematical certainty. Strength and honor

03-04-10, 08:16 PM	#10
kylania Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 118 Uploads: 0	I ran into an entirely unguarded 7 ship convoy. I was in heaven! I got into place, worked out firing solutions for all three columns. As the inched into range I set off my salvos. It would be perfect, all three front ships hit simultaneously! So while the torps went on their way, I backed away from the UZO (did I mention this was a picture perfect night surface attack and I was outside visual range?) and told my WO, "Get the men on the guns!" Now, never before had the gun crews starting shooting on their own. Usually I need to mark a target first. I'd even read stories here of people not getting them to shoot. So what happens during my perfect ambush? They shoot. The whole convoy goes nuts and scrambles. EVERY fish I fired missed! Finally had to just weave in and out of the convoy gunning ships down. Got 7 of 9 and left #9 burning (but otherwise perfectly fine since there's apparently no flooding or speading damage). __________________

03-05-10, 12:42 AM	#12
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	while in the sub pen you can also raise and lower the scopes... wonder what else you can do. if you order ahead flank... will it go?! __________________

03-04-10, 07:00 PM	#4
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Admiral SteamWake at the helm !!! Everyone RUN!!!

03-04-10, 07:24 PM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Oh if only you had been FRAPsing that

03-04-10, 07:27 PM	#6
gutted The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Orleans, LA. Posts: 1,379 Downloads: 487 Uploads: 11	Reminds me of that scene in forrest gump. You should have told the guy in the pen... "Thats my boat".

03-04-10, 07:31 PM	#7
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Awww! I had that same thing happen, but I reloaded a save before I saw my boat come crashing in.

03-04-10, 07:48 PM	#8
Gammelpreusse Planesman Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 191 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	lol, same happend here, inclusive the crashing boat =)

03-04-10, 08:13 PM	#9
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	so for your valiant efforts in the action of blahblahblahyaddayadda you lean over, notice your boat about to cruise into the pen sir if you could excuse me.... no son stay around and let me pin these medals on yo..... CRASH!!!! __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

03-05-10, 01:40 PM	#13
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Heh.. dunno I'm gonna try that. Hey is it just me or does it seem like the boat moves around .. bobs tilts and rolls more while it is in the pen than when it is out in rough seas Oh and is it possible to board the boat without talking to the man on the dock "I'm ready to go now" __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

03-05-10, 01:56 PM	#14
Schunken Medic Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 168 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	no wonder you didnt see him....it was the "flying dutchman". Wasnt there even his sailship in SH3??? Andreas