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Old 12-23-09, 07:49 AM   #1
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Default The 12 days of christmas u-boat version

on the first day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a u-boat crew from germany

on the second day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
torpedo's fresh from the torplex company

on the third day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
chistmas songs from italy

on the forth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
the iron cross for bravary

on the fifth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
his wife eva brown for company

on the sixth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a chance for admiral doenitz to visit me

on the seventh day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a chance to bitch slap winston churchhill in the teeth

on the eighth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a life jacket that shows he cares for me

on the ninth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a rack full of sa-la-mi

on the tenth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
new radar to keep an eye on me

on the eleventh day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
orders to shoot speznats spys chasing me

on the twelth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
hurrrayyy i finaly get a actual uboat given to me





MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL SUBSIM MEMBERS
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Old 12-23-09, 08:13 AM   #2
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Merry Christmas, but don't give up your day-job.
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Old 12-23-09, 10:12 AM   #3
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dayjob????
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Old 12-23-09, 12:30 PM   #4
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Most erm.....enlightening

Merry Xmas
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Old 12-23-09, 12:35 PM   #5
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dayjob????
It's like a blowjob, but much much much more humiliating, and pays way less- although the dayjob tastes better.
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Old 12-23-09, 01:43 PM   #6
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It's like a blowjob, but much much much more humiliating, and pays way less- although the dayjob tastes better.
I like this new guy!
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Old 12-23-09, 02:30 PM   #7
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you should get some guys too thing this and make a video lol
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