She need stronger spectacles

mapuc · 11-01-09, 06:52 PM

Yesterday I was sitting on my couch, watching tv, when suddenly someone was hammering on my door, it sounded desperately.

Went to the door, open it. In front of me, one of my neighbours was standing there breathless.

She then said
- Hey Markus...do you have all your cats inside?

-Well, one is laying on the couch, the other is laying on my bed. The third is visiting my mom.
I continued
Why are you asking me this?

She replied:
- From my balkony, I saw a cat, that has been run over, and it's still alive, I see it raise it's heads sometimes, it's so awful.

Then I said
Do me a favour, call the police and tell them what you just told me, but do not use the 911 number, it's not an emergency.
As I said those things, I went to my mom, just to be sure that my third cat was there. It wasn't.

my heart made a jump. My neighbour was stil there. Waiting for the elevator.

I asked her, if she knew what colour it had and if it was red/brown/white

She said no to that

Puuu

Went back to my apartment, toke take my jacket on and went outside heading towards the place, she said the cat were.

as I came the to street, I looked up and I saw something laying on the street. From what I could see from that point, it didn't look like a cat that has been run over.

It wasn't a cat...it was a pair of some old pans.

Markus

Task Force · 11-01-09, 06:56 PM

LOL!!! Wow... she didnt check it out before she told you.

Torplexed · 11-01-09, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

It wasn't a cat...it was a pair of some old pans.

Markus

Sounds like a typical UFO sighting...unidentified frying object.

mapuc · 11-01-09, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force

LOL!!! Wow... she didnt check it out before she told you.

She should have.
I told that to a friend, who I met, on my way back to my apartment.
He laught and said
Go tell her, she need glasses or if she has, then they need to be stronger.

Markus

GoldenRivet · 11-01-09, 10:41 PM

had a similar experience once.

my friend and i were playing in the yard when we were kids.

the street in front of our house is about 100 yards or more from the yard (rural homes)

In the street we saw a white thing and heard a dog barking... the barking stopped as a car drove by and ran over the white mass.

we were like

"oh man that puppy got killed man!!!"

then another car drove past and when it passed the "head" of the puppy looked up and we heard barking and then the barking stopped and the head laid back down.

then another car passed - head popped up... barking starts... head lays down - barking stops.

"Oh my god it is still alive!!!"

so we run down to the road.

it was a squashed roll of paper towels in the road with one end of the paper towel loose - every time a car would pass the towel would blow up for a moment...

and in the yard across the street.

a little dog inside a chain link fence would run barking at the car until it was out of sight around the curve.

we were duped

11-01-09, 06:52 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	She need stronger spectacles Yesterday I was sitting on my couch, watching tv, when suddenly someone was hammering on my door, it sounded desperately. Went to the door, open it. In front of me, one of my neighbours was standing there breathless. She then said - Hey Markus...do you have all your cats inside? -Well, one is laying on the couch, the other is laying on my bed. The third is visiting my mom. I continued Why are you asking me this? She replied: - From my balkony, I saw a cat, that has been run over, and it's still alive, I see it raise it's heads sometimes, it's so awful. Then I said Do me a favour, call the police and tell them what you just told me, but do not use the 911 number, it's not an emergency. As I said those things, I went to my mom, just to be sure that my third cat was there. It wasn't. my heart made a jump. My neighbour was stil there. Waiting for the elevator. I asked her, if she knew what colour it had and if it was red/brown/white She said no to that Puuu Went back to my apartment, toke take my jacket on and went outside heading towards the place, she said the cat were. as I came the to street, I looked up and I saw something laying on the street. From what I could see from that point, it didn't look like a cat that has been run over. It wasn't a cat...it was a pair of some old pans. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

11-01-09, 06:56 PM	#2
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	LOL!!! Wow... she didnt check it out before she told you. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-01-09, 10:41 PM	#5
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	had a similar experience once. my friend and i were playing in the yard when we were kids. the street in front of our house is about 100 yards or more from the yard (rural homes) In the street we saw a white thing and heard a dog barking... the barking stopped as a car drove by and ran over the white mass. we were like "oh man that puppy got killed man!!!" then another car drove past and when it passed the "head" of the puppy looked up and we heard barking and then the barking stopped and the head laid back down. then another car passed - head popped up... barking starts... head lays down - barking stops. "Oh my god it is still alive!!!" so we run down to the road. it was a squashed roll of paper towels in the road with one end of the paper towel loose - every time a car would pass the towel would blow up for a moment... and in the yard across the street. a little dog inside a chain link fence would run barking at the car until it was out of sight around the curve. we were duped __________________