Secret Plans?

Jimbuna · 11-01-09, 10:57 AM

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech
and walked out into the lobby where he met President Obama.They shook
hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just
one question about what I have seen in America ."

President Obama said,"Well, anything I can do to help you, I will"

The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it
there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is
Black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims.

My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any
Iranians, Syrians or Lebanese on Star Trek."

President Obama laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and
whispered back, "That's because it takes place in the future."

Skybird · 11-01-09, 11:03 AM

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Oberon · 11-01-09, 12:09 PM

Letum · 11-01-09, 03:09 PM

...lol impending genocide?

11-01-09, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

...lol impending genocide?

How very lol-worthy.

Respenus · 11-01-09, 03:42 PM

Why does the Third World War come to mind?

Blood_splat · 11-01-09, 03:46 PM

Torplexed · 11-01-09, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

...lol impending genocide?

*Sigh* Okay Spock, find your coal scuttle helmet and I'll find my SS uniform. Arm all phaser banks.

Reece · 11-01-09, 05:41 PM

Damn thats a good one Jim!!

Jimbuna · 11-02-09, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Damn thats a good one Jim!!

Got it from the wife

11-01-09, 10:57 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Secret Plans? The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met President Obama.They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ." President Obama said,"Well, anything I can do to help you, I will" The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Syrians or Lebanese on Star Trek." President Obama laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "That's because it takes place in the future." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	... ... __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	...lol impending genocide? __________________

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Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Why does the Third World War come to mind? __________________

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Damn thats a good one Jim!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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