Too sick to attend work!!

Jimbuna · 08-05-09, 10:30 AM

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.’

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

You got nice house’

SteamWake · 08-05-09, 10:44 AM

Old joke... retread

AVGWarhawk · 08-05-09, 12:23 PM

Still...kind of funny.

My favorite.

I got an eye problem and I do not see myself coming to work today.

nikimcbee · 08-05-09, 02:04 PM

FIREWALL · 08-05-09, 02:14 PM

Here's a small joke for ya all.

Next time you take a leak...

Look down. Your holding the Joke.

Jimbuna · 08-05-09, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Here's a small joke for ya all.

Next time you take a leak...

Look down. Your holding the Joke.

Your partly right....it's no joke having to hump this big bugga around 24/7

AVGWarhawk · 08-05-09, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Your partly right....it's no joke having to hump this big bugga around 24/7

Oh hell Jim, we have seen more meat on a fish hook.

Jimbuna · 08-05-09, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Oh hell Jim, we have seen more meat on a fish hook.

yeah yeah....and more muscle on a billiard ball no doubt

AVGWarhawk · 08-05-09, 03:14 PM

Aaaahhhhh, should have said, 'Must have been fishing for shark then.'

Jimbuna · 08-05-09, 03:55 PM

My boss hauled me into his office and accused me of skiving the day before.

He said "you called in sick and I know you played golf."

I said "that's nonsense and I've got the fish to prove it."

SteamWake · 08-05-09, 05:43 PM

Two guys standing on a bridge. They both stop and whip it out and begin to take a leak.

First guy says to the other "Woah... that water is cold!"

Second guy replys "Yea.... its deep too"

:rotfl:

FIREWALL · 08-05-09, 05:48 PM

I'm not addicted to Cocaine.

I just like the way it smells.

bookworm_020 · 08-05-09, 11:03 PM

This must be the gutter Humor thread....

Jimbuna · 08-07-09, 12:04 PM

NEWSFLASH!!!

A man who robbed banks and building societies, disguised as a woman, has finally been caught.

The judge gave him a long prison sentence, and warned him that his career as a female impersonator was probably not over just yet...

08-05-09, 10:30 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Too sick to attend work!! Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.’ The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’ Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house’ __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-05-09, 10:44 AM	#2
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Old joke... retread __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-05-09, 02:04 PM	#4
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

08-05-09, 02:14 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Here's a small joke for ya all. Next time you take a leak... Look down. Your holding the Joke. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-05-09, 03:55 PM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My boss hauled me into his office and accused me of skiving the day before. He said "you called in sick and I know you played golf." I said "that's nonsense and I've got the fish to prove it." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-05-09, 12:23 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Still...kind of funny. My favorite. I got an eye problem and I do not see myself coming to work today.

08-05-09, 03:14 PM	#9
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Aaaahhhhh, should have said, 'Must have been fishing for shark then.'

08-05-09, 05:43 PM	#11
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Two guys standing on a bridge. They both stop and whip it out and begin to take a leak. First guy says to the other "Woah... that water is cold!" Second guy replys "Yea.... its deep too" :rotfl: __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-05-09, 05:48 PM	#12
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I'm not addicted to Cocaine. I just like the way it smells. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-05-09, 11:03 PM	#13
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	This must be the gutter Humor thread.... __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

08-07-09, 12:04 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	NEWSFLASH!!! A man who robbed banks and building societies, disguised as a woman, has finally been caught. The judge gave him a long prison sentence, and warned him that his career as a female impersonator was probably not over just yet... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!