Те шальные русские

07-16-09, 11:37 AM

This is said to be an entry level test leaked from the Russian Army. Six questions to help identify hidden psychological traits a young soldier might have. If you cannot see the number in one of the six circles on the test furthe investigation may be indicated by a trained professional.

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

Sailor Steve · 07-16-09, 11:41 AM

Oh crap!

I ain't sayin'!

Thomen · 07-16-09, 11:50 AM

Wow.. I can actually see a number in the first one. I usually can't see anything in those kind of tests except a bunch of colored dots.

AVGWarhawk · 07-16-09, 11:51 AM

My mom always said if I kept doing that I would go blind. She was right. I can not see any of them.

Sailor Steve · 07-16-09, 12:18 PM

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

07-16-09, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

I'd sign up for national health care as soon as its available...the bearucrats will fix you good.

SteamWake · 07-16-09, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

LOL I got the same score but I wonder how many actually see something in No. 5 ? I think its a joke.

07-16-09, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

LOL I got the same score but I wonder how many actually see something in No. 5 ? I think its a joke.

Make this man a general officer!!!

Stealhead · 07-16-09, 02:05 PM

Те шальные русские tranlates as Those easy Russian(s) paste it in google translate or you can ask my wife she is from Latvia.:rotfl: It should be Te сумасшедшие русские.Though based on the joke in this thread Те шальные русские is fitting.

I bet this came from http://englishrussia.com/ it is a pretty interesting site that is about diffrent things russian/former soviet block nations some of it is just for fun though it is like "The Onion". It is a pretty good joke though in circile 5 there should be the number 6 what they do is photoshop out the 6 pretty clever.:rotfl:

Here is a real color blind test:http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.asp. this is a very funny joke to pull on someone though as it makes you gay because only the person who altered the 5th circile knows there really is no number.

Very funny post CastleBravo.

Aramike · 07-16-09, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

LOL I got the same score but I wonder how many actually see something in No. 5 ? I think its a joke.

It is a joke. Pretty old one, too - but funny.

Thomen · 07-16-09, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect.

Or slightly color-blind.

I dun *twitch* now what R U *fiddles with knife* talking about.

Oh look.. what a nice magazine...

Onkel Neal · 07-16-09, 03:05 PM

Haha, the only one I cannot make any sense out of is #5 ! WHEW!

Jimbuna · 07-18-09, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Oh crap!

I ain't sayin'!

ROFLMAO :rotfl:

I thought it best to sit back and enjoy the show

07-16-09, 11:37 AM	#1
CastleBravo Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Те шальные русские This is said to be an entry level test leaked from the Russian Army. Six questions to help identify hidden psychological traits a young soldier might have. If you cannot see the number in one of the six circles on the test furthe investigation may be indicated by a trained professional. Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers. Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment. Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc. Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline. Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex. Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection. Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

07-16-09, 03:05 PM	#12
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Haha, the only one I cannot make any sense out of is #5 ! WHEW! __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

07-16-09, 11:41 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Oh crap! I ain't sayin'! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-16-09, 11:50 AM	#3
Thomen Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: West Virginia Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Wow.. I can actually see a number in the first one. I usually can't see anything in those kind of tests except a bunch of colored dots.

07-16-09, 11:51 AM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	My mom always said if I kept doing that I would go blind. She was right. I can not see any of them.

07-16-09, 12:18 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I guess that makes you a debauched aggressive violent latent homosexual scizophrenic with a low intellect. Or slightly color-blind. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-16-09, 02:05 PM	#9
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Те шальные русские tranlates as Those easy Russian(s) paste it in google translate or you can ask my wife she is from Latvia.:rotfl: It should be Te сумасшедшие русские.Though based on the joke in this thread Те шальные русские is fitting. I bet this came from http://englishrussia.com/ it is a pretty interesting site that is about diffrent things russian/former soviet block nations some of it is just for fun though it is like "The Onion". It is a pretty good joke though in circile 5 there should be the number 6 what they do is photoshop out the 6 pretty clever.:rotfl: Here is a real color blind test:http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.asp. this is a very funny joke to pull on someone though as it makes you gay because only the person who altered the 5th circile knows there really is no number. Very funny post CastleBravo.