Getting Old

Jimbuna · 07-08-09, 05:53 PM

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

August · 07-08-09, 06:29 PM

Haha! It's funny because it's true!

NealT · 07-08-09, 06:57 PM

He wears underpants?

Well, at least he isn't at the Depends stage yet...

Buddahaid · 07-08-09, 08:57 PM

I hate it and love it!

Buddahaid

07-08-09, 05:53 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Getting Old A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-08-09, 06:29 PM	#2
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Haha! It's funny because it's true! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

07-08-09, 06:57 PM	#3
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	He wears underpants? Well, at least he isn't at the Depends stage yet... __________________

07-08-09, 08:57 PM	#4
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	I hate it and love it! Buddahaid