No Sex since 1955

FIREWALL · 06-12-09, 04:45 PM

A crusty old Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whome approached the Sergeant and asked, "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

The Sergeant replied, "Negative ma'am, just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you've seen a lot of action?"

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself!"

The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955" he replied.

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "WOW! You sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not - it's only 2130 now."

(Gotta love military time!)

UnderseaLcpl · 06-12-09, 04:49 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

antikristuseke · 06-12-09, 04:54 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 06-12-09, 06:09 PM

onelifecrisis · 06-12-09, 07:15 PM

SteamWake · 06-12-09, 07:19 PM

Good thing he got there early

Task Force · 06-12-09, 08:29 PM

:rotfl:Ill never think of military time the same again.:rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 06-12-09, 09:34 PM

I don't know how I'll look at the clock at work the same way again! (City rail runs on 24 hour time as well!)

Aramike · 06-13-09, 02:00 AM

Freakin' awesome!!!

I won't forget.

Jimbuna · 06-13-09, 09:21 AM

LMAO :rotfl:

Onkel Neal · 06-13-09, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Good thing he got there early

@SW

gimpy117 · 06-13-09, 10:05 PM

good going gunny!

06-12-09, 04:45 PM	#1
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	No Sex since 1955 A crusty old Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whome approached the Sergeant and asked, "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" The Sergeant replied, "Negative ma'am, just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you've seen a lot of action?" "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself!" The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" "1955" he replied. "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "WOW! You sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not - it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time!) __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

06-12-09, 04:49 PM	#2
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06-12-09, 07:19 PM	#6
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Good thing he got there early __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

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06-12-09, 09:34 PM	#8
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I don't know how I'll look at the clock at work the same way again! (City rail runs on 24 hour time as well!) __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

06-13-09, 02:00 AM	#9
Aramike Ocean Warrior Best of SUBSIM Chairman Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 3,207 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Freakin' awesome!!! I won't forget.

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