Company Condom Slogans

Fr8monkey · 05-12-09, 12:45 PM

What if other companies or groups got in to the condom business? Some don't even have to change their mottos:

Allstate Insurance - You are in good hands with Allstate.
American Express - Don't leave home without it.
AT&T - Reach out and touch someone.
Avis - We try harder.
BMW: The ultimate driving machine.
Boy Scouts: Be Prepared.
Burger King: Have It Your Way.
Disneyland: The happiest place on earth.
Fedex: Absolutely, positively overnight.
Greyhound: Leave the driving to us.
Jaguar: The art of performance.
Jiff Peanut Butter: Choosy moms choose Jif.
McDonalds: We love to see you smile.
Microsoft: where do you want to go today?
Milk: It does a body good.
Nike: Just do it.
Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.
Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Police Department: To Protect and to Serve.
Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Travelocity: You will never roam alone.
United Airlines: Fly the friendly skies.
United States Army: An Army of one.
United States Air Force: Aim High.
United States Navy: Accelerate your life.
United States Marines: The Few, The Proud
United States Coast Guard: Always Ready
Wendy's: It's waaaay better than fast food.

One thing, Dont go with General Electric.. They are defective...
GE: We bring good things to life.

If you use GE, go to the USPS...
US Postal Service: We deliver for you.

bookworm_020 · 05-12-09, 10:52 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Aramike · 05-13-09, 12:18 AM

The best one was the Boy Scouts line.

SteamWake · 05-13-09, 02:34 PM

Id avoid the microsoft one, tends to crash at the worst possible time.

Sailor Steve · 05-13-09, 03:42 PM

Forty years ago George Carlin was doing the same thing - quoting cigarette adds in a new context:

"It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long."

"It's what's up front that counts."

And of course the perversions: "I'd walk a mile for a Camel!"

Spike88 · 05-13-09, 10:59 PM

Here are some.
7-Eleven: "Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven"
Coke: Things go better with coke.
Airbus: Setting the standards
Arnitsu: "Discover What's Possible"
Boeing: "Forever New Frontiers"
BAE systems: "Innovating for a Safer World"
Dell: "Get More out of Now"
Dupont: "The Miracles of Science"
Griff Specialty Paper and Film: "Materials that Create Solutions"
Intel: "Intel Inside"
Fedex: Relax its fedex
Nintendo: "Born to play"
Wendy's "Do What Tastes Right"
Keithley: "A Greater Measure of Confidence"
Nortel Networks: "Business Without Boundaries"
Nokia: "connecting People"
Unitied Technologies Corporation: "This Is Momentum"
Pragma: "Operate at Your Optimum"
Amazon.com "...And your done."

SteamWake · 05-14-09, 11:50 AM

How about a political slogan one

'Yes we can !" :rotfl:

Oh that might be for viagra.

Fr8monkey · 05-14-09, 12:58 PM

The Republicans should have put out their version during the convention...

"Drill baby drill!"

05-14-09, 01:05 PM

Reminds me of this lovely public service announcement.

05-12-09, 12:45 PM	#1
Fr8monkey Captain Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Company Condom Slogans What if other companies or groups got in to the condom business? Some don't even have to change their mottos: Allstate Insurance - You are in good hands with Allstate. American Express - Don't leave home without it. AT&T - Reach out and touch someone. Avis - We try harder. BMW: The ultimate driving machine. Boy Scouts: Be Prepared. Burger King: Have It Your Way. Disneyland: The happiest place on earth. Fedex: Absolutely, positively overnight. Greyhound: Leave the driving to us. Jaguar: The art of performance. Jiff Peanut Butter: Choosy moms choose Jif. McDonalds: We love to see you smile. Microsoft: where do you want to go today? Milk: It does a body good. Nike: Just do it. Pepsi: The choice of a new generation. Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop. Police Department: To Protect and to Serve. Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before. Travelocity: You will never roam alone. United Airlines: Fly the friendly skies. United States Army: An Army of one. United States Air Force: Aim High. United States Navy: Accelerate your life. United States Marines: The Few, The Proud United States Coast Guard: Always Ready Wendy's: It's waaaay better than fast food. One thing, Dont go with General Electric.. They are defective... GE: We bring good things to life. If you use GE, go to the USPS... US Postal Service: We deliver for you. __________________ NASA's budget in 2011... $19 billion. Result: Hi-resolution images from 127 million miles away. AT&T's budget in 2011... $20 billion. Result: Still can't get any signal from my bathroom.

05-12-09, 10:52 PM	#2
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

05-13-09, 02:34 PM	#4
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Id avoid the microsoft one, tends to crash at the worst possible time. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

05-13-09, 03:42 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Forty years ago George Carlin was doing the same thing - quoting cigarette adds in a new context: "It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long." "It's what's up front that counts." And of course the perversions: "I'd walk a mile for a Camel!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-13-09, 10:59 PM	#6
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Here are some. 7-Eleven: "Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven" Coke: Things go better with coke. Airbus: Setting the standards Arnitsu: "Discover What's Possible" Boeing: "Forever New Frontiers" BAE systems: "Innovating for a Safer World" Dell: "Get More out of Now" Dupont: "The Miracles of Science" Griff Specialty Paper and Film: "Materials that Create Solutions" Intel: "Intel Inside" Fedex: Relax its fedex Nintendo: "Born to play" Wendy's "Do What Tastes Right" Keithley: "A Greater Measure of Confidence" Nortel Networks: "Business Without Boundaries" Nokia: "connecting People" Unitied Technologies Corporation: "This Is Momentum" Pragma: "Operate at Your Optimum" Amazon.com "...And your done." __________________

05-13-09, 12:18 AM	#3
Aramike Ocean Warrior Best of SUBSIM Chairman Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 3,207 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	The best one was the Boy Scouts line.

05-14-09, 11:50 AM	#7
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	How about a political slogan one 'Yes we can !" :rotfl: Oh that might be for viagra. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

05-14-09, 12:58 PM	#8
Fr8monkey Captain Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	The Republicans should have put out their version during the convention... "Drill baby drill!" __________________ NASA's budget in 2011... $19 billion. Result: Hi-resolution images from 127 million miles away. AT&T's budget in 2011... $20 billion. Result: Still can't get any signal from my bathroom.

05-14-09, 01:05 PM	#9
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Reminds me of this lovely public service announcement.