Pretty Sister Ugly Sister

GoldenRivet · 05-11-09, 09:33 AM

A business man is travelling on business and gets checked into his hotel and he goes to a nearby bar to relax a bit.

he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the bar next to a rather ugly woman and they appear to be friends.

so he goes over with hopes of separating them for the evening

"can i buy you and your friend a drink?" he says to the pretty one

"oh we aren't friends, we're sisters" she says

eventually the drink offer is accepted and the guy starts feeling lucky and comes up with a way to split the duo.

"why dont you tell your sister you will catch up to her later ? then you and I can go up to my hotel room for a little hanky panky" the man says

"im affraid we cant do that... you see we are Siamese twins.'' the pretty sister says

so the guy looks under the bar and sure enough they are connected at the hip

"dont worry guys" says the ugly sister "this happens once in a while and we have a plan so as to respect your privacy... you guys can go up stairs and have fun... i wont see or hear a thing!"

so the guy has had a few drinks you know and actually considers it so up to his room they go.

when they get there the ugly sister takes the bed sheet and throws it over herself

"see i cant see a thing" says the ugly sister

she then pulls out a harmonica from her purse and begins to play loudly, pausing for a moment to say...

"now i cant hear a thing... i'll just stay under the sheet and play my harminica as loud as i can and you guys can enjoy yourselves"

so the guy gets it on with the pretty sister while the ugly sister remains under the bed sheet playing her harmonica loudly ... they finish up and they part ways.

SIX MONTHS LATER...

the business man is back in town on business and is gathering his things out of the taxi cab preparing to check into the same hotel.

across the street the siamese twins are walking through town and spot him.

the pretty one says "Oh look there is that business man from six months ago! think we should go say hello?"

the ugly one says "I guess we can...

... but do you think he will remember us?"

Jimbuna · 05-11-09, 10:51 AM

Statistics show that most siamese twins are up for a threesome.

sunvalleyslim · 05-11-09, 11:57 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

FIREWALL · 05-11-09, 12:32 PM

bookworm_020 · 05-11-09, 08:54 PM

Dowly · 05-11-09, 08:55 PM

ROFL!

05-11-09, 09:33 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Pretty Sister Ugly Sister A business man is travelling on business and gets checked into his hotel and he goes to a nearby bar to relax a bit. he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the bar next to a rather ugly woman and they appear to be friends. so he goes over with hopes of separating them for the evening "can i buy you and your friend a drink?" he says to the pretty one "oh we aren't friends, we're sisters" she says eventually the drink offer is accepted and the guy starts feeling lucky and comes up with a way to split the duo. "why dont you tell your sister you will catch up to her later ? then you and I can go up to my hotel room for a little hanky panky" the man says "im affraid we cant do that... you see we are Siamese twins.'' the pretty sister says so the guy looks under the bar and sure enough they are connected at the hip "dont worry guys" says the ugly sister "this happens once in a while and we have a plan so as to respect your privacy... you guys can go up stairs and have fun... i wont see or hear a thing!" so the guy has had a few drinks you know and actually considers it so up to his room they go. when they get there the ugly sister takes the bed sheet and throws it over herself "see i cant see a thing" says the ugly sister she then pulls out a harmonica from her purse and begins to play loudly, pausing for a moment to say... "now i cant hear a thing... i'll just stay under the sheet and play my harminica as loud as i can and you guys can enjoy yourselves" so the guy gets it on with the pretty sister while the ugly sister remains under the bed sheet playing her harmonica loudly ... they finish up and they part ways. SIX MONTHS LATER... the business man is back in town on business and is gathering his things out of the taxi cab preparing to check into the same hotel. across the street the siamese twins are walking through town and spot him. the pretty one says "Oh look there is that business man from six months ago! think we should go say hello?" the ugly one says "I guess we can... ... but do you think he will remember us?" __________________

05-11-09, 10:51 AM	#2
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05-11-09, 11:57 AM	#3
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05-11-09, 08:54 PM	#5
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05-11-09, 08:55 PM	#6
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	ROFL!