Royal Wedding Night

Jimbuna · 05-06-09, 06:15 AM

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on.

That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!"

"Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!"

To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

Arclight · 05-06-09, 06:22 AM

sunvalleyslim · 05-06-09, 04:12 PM

Aw Jim couldn't you have made him a Marine instead......

Jimbuna · 05-06-09, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sunvalleyslim

Aw Jim couldn't you have made him a Marine instead......

LMAO.....'Big Ears' is just about the Commander of every military unit we have left

NealT · 05-06-09, 05:39 PM

OMFG!

That was so funny I just woke my wife up...

And she was wearing SHOES!

LOLOL

bookworm_020 · 05-06-09, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NealT

OMFG!

That was so funny I just woke my wife up...

And she was wearing SHOES!

LOLOL

High heel or Army boots???

MothBalls · 05-07-09, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

High heel or Army boots???

Both.

05-06-09, 06:15 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Royal Wedding Night Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!" "Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!" To which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-06-09, 06:22 AM	#2
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	__________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

05-06-09, 04:12 PM	#3
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Aw Jim couldn't you have made him a Marine instead...... __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

05-06-09, 05:39 PM	#5
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	OMFG! That was so funny I just woke my wife up... And she was wearing SHOES! LOLOL __________________