The Considerate Other Half

Jimbuna · 04-21-09, 10:37 AM

A man went to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor said, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening."
The man was distraught and wonders how he to tell his wife. Well, he told her and she took it pretty well.
"This is going to be a night that you will always remember,"
"I am going to treat you like a king." she replied.
She prepared a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slipped away and returned in the most incredible negligee the man had ever seen. She lead him into their bedroom. They made the most passionate love they have ever made. The man was beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.
Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock......
He knows that he is doomed.
He taps her..."Sweetheart?" he whispers.
She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again.
"Love?" he whispers. She rolls over and yells,
"Oh it's alright for some of us isn't it!! You don't have to get up in the morning!"

VipertheSniper · 04-21-09, 11:14 AM

Good one... but you're posting that in a new thread just to mock Dowly or what? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jimbuna · 04-21-09, 01:13 PM

Me!!.....I never would

Arclight · 04-21-09, 03:27 PM

bookworm_020 · 04-21-09, 05:27 PM

04-21-09, 10:37 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Considerate Other Half A man went to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor said, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening." The man was distraught and wonders how he to tell his wife. Well, he told her and she took it pretty well. "This is going to be a night that you will always remember," "I am going to treat you like a king." she replied. She prepared a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slipped away and returned in the most incredible negligee the man had ever seen. She lead him into their bedroom. They made the most passionate love they have ever made. The man was beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise. Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock...... He knows that he is doomed. He taps her..."Sweetheart?" he whispers. She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Love?" he whispers. She rolls over and yells, "Oh it's alright for some of us isn't it!! You don't have to get up in the morning!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-21-09, 01:13 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Me!!.....I never would __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-21-09, 03:27 PM	#4
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	__________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

04-21-09, 05:27 PM	#5
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	__________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-21-09, 11:14 AM	#2
VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,070 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Good one... but you're posting that in a new thread just to mock Dowly or what? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: