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Rear Admiral
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The Circle of life... What is Success?
The Circle of life... What is Success? Here is a simple explaination.
At the age of 3 success means not ****ting your pants. At the age of 12 success means having friends. At the age of 18 success means having your drivers license. At the age of 20 success means having sex. At the age of 35 success means having money. At the age of 50 success means having money. At the age of 60 success means having sex. At the age of 70 success means having your drivers license. At the age of 75 success means having friends. At the age of 80 success means not ****ting your pants. |
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Silent Hunter
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I have more sex than money, woohoo, I am successful.
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Navy Seal
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I have little of either...
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Lucky Jack
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Ow ****... I'm a total failure then.
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Fleet Admiral
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Success is being able to afford to pay someone to mow your lawn so you can go out and play golf for exercise.
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