Truckers Tales

Jimbuna · 04-02-09, 11:27 AM

I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads.

One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening.

The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime.

At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!"

"**** me" exlaimed the other two "what the **** was he driving?"

"I think it was a called a Lancaster."

04-02-09, 11:27 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Truckers Tales I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads. One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening. The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime. At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!" "** me" exlaimed the other two "what the was he driving?" "I think it was a called a Lancaster." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**