Cross the river

GoldenRivet · 03-31-09, 02:23 AM

A blond is walking down a forest trail when she comes to a dead end at a raging river where there is no bridge.

she looks to the left and sees no end to the river... she looks to the right and the river goes to the horizon.

across the river is another blond standing on the other bank of the river.

so she calls out to the blond on the other bank "Excuse me!!! how do i get to the other side?!!"

the blond on the other bank looks left and right and says

"you are on the other side!"

Falkirion · 03-31-09, 04:15 AM

Hehehe nice.

August · 03-31-09, 11:09 AM

Jimbuna · 03-31-09, 02:53 PM

LMAO.....very good

A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office...

blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat.

Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine.

blonde: Hmmm... interesting.

The next day...

Brunette: How's your throat?

blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!

GoldenRivet · 03-31-09, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

LMAO.....very good

A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office...

blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat.

Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine.

blonde: Hmmm... interesting.

The next day...

Brunette: How's your throat?

blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!

haha

GoldenRivet · 03-31-09, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

thats the most annoying and obnoxious thing i have ever seen in my entire 30 years - period

perhaps even more so than Rosie Odonnell

bookworm_020 · 04-01-09, 05:22 AM

Liked the jokes, will tell my wife tomorrow!

antikristuseke · 04-01-09, 08:07 AM

Why did god make blondes?
Because sheep could not get beer from the fridge.
Why did god make brunettes?
Blondes could not either.

Jimbuna · 04-02-09, 03:18 AM

A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!"

03-31-09, 02:23 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Cross the river A blond is walking down a forest trail when she comes to a dead end at a raging river where there is no bridge. she looks to the left and sees no end to the river... she looks to the right and the river goes to the horizon. across the river is another blond standing on the other bank of the river. so she calls out to the blond on the other bank "Excuse me!!! how do i get to the other side?!!" the blond on the other bank looks left and right and says "you are on the other side!" __________________

03-31-09, 11:09 AM	#3
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

03-31-09, 02:53 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,464 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LMAO.....very good A blonde and a brunette are talking in the office... blonde: I'm not feeling very well... I have a sore throat. Brunette: When I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job... the next day, my throat is fine. blonde: Hmmm... interesting. The next day... Brunette: How's your throat? blonde: Fine... your idea was great! Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-01-09, 05:22 AM	#7
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Liked the jokes, will tell my wife tomorrow! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-02-09, 03:18 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,464 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?" I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-31-09, 04:15 AM	#2
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Hehehe nice.

04-01-09, 08:07 AM	#8
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Why did god make blondes? Because sheep could not get beer from the fridge. Why did god make brunettes? Blondes could not either.