How do you know you are staying in a geek hotel?

TarJak · 03-31-09, 07:12 PM

Inspired by this article in Wired: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifesty.../15-07/st_best

Here are the top 10 signs you are staying in a geeky hotel.

10.You call room service to order a midnight snack and find out it's been outsourced to India and your current time zone is outside the SLA's.

9.Doors open with a "pshhh" sound, as on Star Trek.

8.Each room has body pillows with pictures of amine characters on them.

7.When you can't get into your room, they suggest you switch the lights off for 10 seconds and then switch them back on and try again.

6.The mini-bar contains only Coke and pizza slices.

5.Service with lol, not a smile.

4.There's no laundry service, but there is a case modding service.

3.They leave USB keys instead of chocolates on the pillow.

2.All you can download content bar.

1.The penthouse is room 1337.

Monica Lewinsky · 03-31-09, 08:07 PM

0. Your wee wee TOOL shrivels to 1/4 of an inch when excitement is near?

Arclight · 03-31-09, 11:57 PM

"-1. You find a card to hang on the doorknob that reads "d0 n07 d157UrB"

03-31-09, 07:12 PM	#1
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	How do you know you are staying in a geek hotel? Inspired by this article in Wired: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifesty.../15-07/st_best Here are the top 10 signs you are staying in a geeky hotel. 10.You call room service to order a midnight snack and find out it's been outsourced to India and your current time zone is outside the SLA's. 9.Doors open with a "pshhh" sound, as on Star Trek. 8.Each room has body pillows with pictures of amine characters on them. 7.When you can't get into your room, they suggest you switch the lights off for 10 seconds and then switch them back on and try again. 6.The mini-bar contains only Coke and pizza slices. 5.Service with lol, not a smile. 4.There's no laundry service, but there is a case modding service. 3.They leave USB keys instead of chocolates on the pillow. 2.All you can download content bar. 1.The penthouse is room 1337.

03-31-09, 08:07 PM	#2
Monica Lewinsky Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 845 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	0. Your wee wee TOOL shrivels to 1/4 of an inch when excitement is near? __________________ Sink them all!

03-31-09, 11:57 PM	#3
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	"-1. You find a card to hang on the doorknob that reads "d0 n07 d157UrB" __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.