Learning from your elders :D

UnderseaLcpl · 03-12-09, 02:30 AM

My bro showed me this joke in FHM;

A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his granddad came into the room and sat down on the bed.
"What are you doing?" asked the granddad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life. When I was 18, I went to Paris, to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying. Now that's how to have a good time!"

A week later, the granddad comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, two black eyes, and missing all of his front teeth.

"What happened?" he asked.

"Oh granddad" replied the boy. "I did what you did. I went to Paris, to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers and pissed all over the barman-but he beat the crap out of me!"

"Oh dear" replied the granddad. "Who did you go with?"

"Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?"

"Oh" said the granddad " The Third Panzer Division"

GoldenRivet · 03-12-09, 02:40 AM

it makes a substantial difference :rotfl:

Freiwillige · 03-12-09, 05:43 AM

Fell out of my chair!

VipertheSniper · 03-12-09, 05:49 AM

I've already wondered when I'd see this joke posted here... Good one.

HunterICX · 03-12-09, 05:53 AM

Nice one!

HunterICX

bookworm_020 · 03-12-09, 06:07 AM

AVGWarhawk · 03-12-09, 09:27 AM

Now that is funny. I did laugh out loud

SteamWake · 03-12-09, 01:55 PM

FHM magazine !?

Sailor Steve · 03-12-09, 02:25 PM

03-12-09, 02:30 AM	#1
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Learning from your elders :D My bro showed me this joke in FHM; A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his granddad came into the room and sat down on the bed. "What are you doing?" asked the granddad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life. When I was 18, I went to Paris, to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying. Now that's how to have a good time!" A week later, the granddad comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, two black eyes, and missing all of his front teeth. "What happened?" he asked. "Oh granddad" replied the boy. "I did what you did. I went to Paris, to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers and pissed all over the barman-but he beat the crap out of me!" "Oh dear" replied the granddad. "Who did you go with?" "Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?" "Oh" said the granddad " The Third Panzer Division" __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

03-12-09, 02:40 AM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	it makes a substantial difference :rotfl: __________________

03-12-09, 05:53 AM	#5
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Nice one! HunterICX __________________

03-12-09, 06:07 AM	#6
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03-12-09, 09:27 AM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,266 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Now that is funny. I did laugh out loud __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-12-09, 05:43 AM	#3
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Fell out of my chair!

03-12-09, 05:49 AM	#4
VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,071 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I've already wondered when I'd see this joke posted here... Good one.

03-12-09, 01:55 PM	#8
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	FHM magazine !? __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

03-12-09, 02:25 PM	#9
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