The Italian Virgin

Jimbuna · 02-14-09, 11:37 AM

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

"Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care
of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests..
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

Dowly · 02-14-09, 11:47 AM

Jim's going all time low trying to up his post count. Now he's started making double threads.

A Very Super Market · 02-14-09, 11:59 AM

Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

Dowly · 02-14-09, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

Jim:

Oberon · 02-14-09, 12:34 PM

So, THAT'S what our valiant Italian flak gunners were up to last night as we were getting rings flown around us by P-51s!

Jimbuna · 02-14-09, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

Neal pays a fair commission rate....it also keeps the wolves away from the door

bookworm_020 · 02-15-09, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day?

I don't think he coped well where the servers melted down....Hmmmm!

I think I now know the cause!

Reece · 02-15-09, 10:15 PM

Well it's the first time I've seen it Jim!!

Good one, the hairy man upstairs btw was me!

conus00 · 02-19-09, 05:34 AM

Well, what's so funny? I have a foot and a half AND ALL ten toes!

Jimbuna · 02-19-09, 04:53 PM

VipertheSniper · 02-19-09, 05:48 PM

Bangkok lol

Spike88 · 02-19-09, 06:00 PM

lol. That was great.

02-14-09, 11:37 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Italian Virgin Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta." So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-09, 11:59 AM	#3
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Good lord, how do you even manage 20 posts per day? __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

02-15-09, 10:15 PM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,709 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Well it's the first time I've seen it Jim!! Good one, the hairy man upstairs btw was me! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

02-19-09, 05:34 AM	#9
conus00 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: DB85 Posts: 804 Downloads: 166 Uploads: 0	Well, what's so funny? I have a foot and a half AND ALL ten toes! __________________

02-19-09, 04:53 PM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-09, 11:47 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Jim's going all time low trying to up his post count. Now he's started making double threads.

02-14-09, 12:34 PM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	So, THAT'S what our valiant Italian flak gunners were up to last night as we were getting rings flown around us by P-51s!

02-19-09, 05:48 PM	#11
VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,070 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bangkok lol

02-19-09, 06:00 PM	#12
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	lol. That was great.