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01-25-09, 11:14 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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Shark Attack!!
A father shark teaches his kid how to hunt people:
"When you see a human, you approach to about 30ft from him, make sure he sees you and then you swim a couple of circles around him. Then you get closer to about 10ft, and again you swim a few circles around him. Then you come really close to him, even touch him, you wait one minute and then, well, you eat him." "But why can't I just get him and eat him?" asks the little shark. "You can do that, too, if you don't mind eating his sh!t."
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01-25-09, 04:35 PM
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I wonder is this shark struck to early: http://www.themercury.com.au/article...days-news.html
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01-26-09, 05:16 AM
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01-26-09, 11:12 AM
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i thought it was a rather good joke
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