Which gender is the easiest to make happy

Jimbuna · 01-17-09, 11:58 AM

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly.
45. Love shopping.
46. Be honest.
47. Be very rich.
48. Not stress her out.
49. Not look at other girls.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him.
2. F*ck him.
3. Be quiet.

A Very Super Market · 01-17-09, 12:08 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Skybird · 01-17-09, 12:36 PM

If you want to get a positive but realistic view of women, just "imagine a man - and take away reason and accountability" (Jack Nicholson).

PeriscopeDepth · 01-17-09, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

If you want to get a positive but realistic view of women, just "imagine a man - and take away reason and accountability" (Jack Nicholson).

OT but...Nicholson is a god. Even the chick flick movies he does are good (I believe that's from As Good as it Gets, which falls into the romantic comedy genre). It was a hilarious movie though with a great cast.

PD

donut · 01-17-09, 03:20 PM

If they are over 65 there from Prunes.

Skybird · 01-17-09, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeriscopeDepth

I believe that's from As Good as it Gets

It is.

Great movie, highly recommended.

Frame57 · 01-18-09, 03:21 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

01-17-09, 11:58 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Which gender is the easiest to make happy It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. Give her compliments regularly. 45. Love shopping. 46. Be honest. 47. Be very rich. 48. Not stress her out. 49. Not look at other girls. AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself. 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself. 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. 53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes ========================================= HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him. 2. Fck him. 3. Be quiet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.* Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-09, 12:08 PM	#2
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

01-17-09, 12:36 PM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	If you want to get a positive but realistic view of women, just "imagine a man - and take away reason and accountability" (Jack Nicholson). __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-17-09, 03:20 PM	#5
donut The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Shifting, Whispering Sands, NM Posts: 1,463 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Woman are from Venus,Men are from Mars If they are over 65 there from Prunes.

01-18-09, 03:21 AM	#7
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein