How to be a good Democrat

[SUBMAN1]

How to be a good Democrat



1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americansare more of a threat, than US nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You have to believe that transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

[Enigma]

How to be a good Republican:

Be delusional, and enough of a sucker to believe this load of bollocks. :rotfl:

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Enigma

How to be a good Republican:

Be delusional, and enough of a sucker to believe this load of bollocks. :rotfl:

See #21

[Sea Demon]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

How to be a good Democrat

:rotfl:Good list. And how absolutely true.

[Enigma]

See #21

Saw it. That's what's known as self justification. A hallmark of Republican politics.

[Tchocky]

Has about the same amount of bullsh*t as a Republican-titled alternative.

I wonder how many people believe this stuff as opposed to laughing at/with it.

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Has about the same amount of bullsh*t as a Republican-titled alternative.

I wonder how many people believe this stuff as opposed to laughing at/with it.

Try to pick it apart and we shall see! :rotfl:You might have a hard time.

-S

[UnderseaLcpl]

How to be a good Libertarian


1. You have to believe whatever the hell you want.

2. You have to believe that any consequences stemming from (1) are your problem

3. You have to believe that Government can protect your rights to (1) and (2) most of the time

4. You have to believe that we can win an election with beliefs like this.

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

There's one obvious sign that it's been written by a republican. Democrats don't "believe", they think

When? They are told what to do and they do it. They are told what to think and they think it. Maybe they think within the bounds they are given and that's it.

-S

[SUBMAN1]

Here is the democrats idea of how to control a population:

"THE SMART WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE PASSIVE AND OBEDIENT IS TO STRICTLY LIMIT THE SPECTRUM OF ACCEPTABLE OPINION, BUT ALLOW VERY LIVELY DEBATE WITHIN THAT SPECTRUM."

-S

[Enigma]

Did you get this in a spam email and now you are arguing its authenticity and accuracy? :rotfl:

Honestly Sub, I love you, man. You provide me with hours of entertainment. :rotfl:

[Sea Demon]

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

There's one obvious sign that it's been written by a republican. Democrats don't "believe", they think

No. Democrats don't think. They feel. And they have intentions which they feel are "good" in their minds, but their policy inititatives usually result in the opposite for what they "intend" for. In that way, they are completely destructive.

[Enigma]

I do have to know: You guys (sub, Demon) make alot of these blanket statements. Do you guys really believe all of this stuff applies to anyone registered as a Democrat? What about a guy like me, registered independent, who obviously disagrees with you guys on almost everything?

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Sea Demon

No. Democrats don't think. They feel. And they have intentions which they feel are "good" in their minds, but their policy inititatives usually result in the opposite for what they "intend" for. In that way, they are completely destructive.

Like children. They do what feels good. That explains everything! :p :rotfl:

-S

[Sea Demon]

Originally Posted by Enigma

I do have to know: You guys (sub, Demon) make alot of these blanket statements. Do you guys really believe all of this stuff applies to anyone registered as a Democrat? What about a guy like me, registered independent, who obviously disagrees with you guys on almost everything?

For being such an "Independant" kinda guy, you sure do like to shill for Democrats. You can call yourself anything you'd like.