Compliments...

SUBMAN1 · 07-31-08, 04:29 PM

Every day, a male co-worker
walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a
big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "Its Chuck, the midget!"

Zachstar · 07-31-08, 04:37 PM

Is this really allowed on SubSim? It is rather.... low

Linton · 07-31-08, 05:00 PM

So was the midget....I will get my coat!

SUBMAN1 · 08-01-08, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Linton

So was the midget....I will get my coat!

:rotfl:

-S

FIREWALL · 08-01-08, 10:47 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thx SUBMAN1 I always like to start the day off with a good laugh.

SUBMAN1 · 08-01-08, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thx SUBMAN1 I always like to start the day off with a good laugh.

You're welcome!

That's my intention!

-S

STEED · 08-01-08, 10:50 AM

Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver?

Cough excuse me I've said far to much.

SORRY

Platapus · 08-01-08, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver?

Cough excuse me I've said far to much.

SORRY

NO!!!

You can't take a beaver to work. I don't know if it is legal to own a beaver here but in any case the workplace is no place of an aquatic rodent... unless they are management.

STEED · 08-01-08, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver?

Cough excuse me I've said far to much.

SORRY

NO!!!

You can't take a beaver to work. I don't know if it is legal to own a beaver here but in any case the workplace is no place of an aquatic rodent... unless they are management.

Now that was a bloody close one!

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Platapus · 08-01-08, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Oh the other meaning of beaver. Well of course I know that that is. Who doesn't.

It was a post-punk retro-rock band in the late 1980's in Holland. I don't think bringing a band to work is a good idea either.

Nor would I expect a post-punk retro-rock band to small particularly good so I wonder about the midget's comment in the original post.

Maybe the joke is that midgets have a lousy sense of smell?

Not a very funny joke then.

SUBMAN1 · 08-01-08, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Oh the other meaning of beaver. Well of course I know that that is. Who doesn't.

It was a post-punk retro-rock band in the late 1980's in Holland. I don't think bringing a band to work is a good idea either.

Nor would I expect a post-punk retro-rock band to small particularly good so I wonder about the midget's comment in the original post.

Maybe the joke is that midgets have a lousy sense of smell?

Not a very funny joke then.

You're cracking me up!

-S

Sailor Steve · 08-01-08, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Good job you guys don't know the other meaning. :rotfl:

Good job Platapus knows how to divert a joke when it's crossed the line.

Jimbuna · 08-01-08, 02:45 PM

At least there wasn't any reference made to dandruff :p

Jimbuna · 08-01-08, 02:53 PM

Speaking of beavers....just come across this

This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."

Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.

The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.

So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"

The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"

SUBMAN1 · 08-01-08, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Speaking of beavers....just come across this

This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."

Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.

The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.

So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"

The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

-S

07-31-08, 04:29 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Compliments... Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Chuck, the midget!" __________________

07-31-08, 04:37 PM	#2
Zachstar Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana Posts: 1,956 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Is this really allowed on SubSim? It is rather.... low __________________

07-31-08, 05:00 PM	#3
Linton Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	So was the midget....I will get my coat! __________________ http://lintonsview.blogspot.com/

08-01-08, 10:47 AM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thx SUBMAN1 I always like to start the day off with a good laugh. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-01-08, 10:50 AM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Now let me get this straight, this midget is referring to her beaver? Cough excuse me I've said far to much. SORRY __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-01-08, 02:45 PM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	At least there wasn't any reference made to dandruff :p __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-01-08, 02:53 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Speaking of beavers....just come across this This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off." Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree. The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car. So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!" The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!