Doctor's humour

Skybird · 07-24-08, 08:12 AM

I had to visit the doc this morning.

He entered the room and had forgotten to take off some plexiglass face mask he was wearing for whatever a reason. I greeted him by noting that astronauts are allowed to get rid of their helmlets once they have left the space shuttle.

He measured my bloodpressure which for whatever a reason over the past couple of months had decided to almost explode to potentially threatening levels. When he had finished, he told me I should not worry that the space shuttle gets decommissioned, for with a pressure like that I would be able to easily reach the orbit without needing a shuttle at all.

Hm.

Lesson of it: never start telling stupid things to your doctor.

07-24-08, 08:12 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,738 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Doctor's humour I had to visit the doc this morning. He entered the room and had forgotten to take off some plexiglass face mask he was wearing for whatever a reason. I greeted him by noting that astronauts are allowed to get rid of their helmlets once they have left the space shuttle. He measured my bloodpressure which for whatever a reason over the past couple of months had decided to almost explode to potentially threatening levels. When he had finished, he told me I should not worry that the space shuttle gets decommissioned, for with a pressure like that I would be able to easily reach the orbit without needing a shuttle at all. Hm. Lesson of it: never start telling stupid things to your doctor. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.